Pedophiles welcome, women need not apply

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » August 9, 2006 10:47 am

MILWAUKEE -- A 64-year-old woman faces excommunication for seeking the priesthood in an unsanctioned ordination ceremony in Pittsburgh last month, the Milwaukee Archbishop said.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06220/711965-100.stm

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » August 9, 2006 10:51 am

I've been to Milwaukee.

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » August 9, 2006 11:06 am

buffettbride wrote:I've been to Milwaukee.

But unless you've been excommunicated, you haven't really done Milwaukee...

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » August 9, 2006 11:07 am

SharkOnLand wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I've been to Milwaukee.
But unless you've been excommunicated, you haven't really done Milwaukee...

Yeah. I was only there to change planes so I could fly to LaCrosse, WI.

zanth · Post by **zanth** » August 9, 2006 11:14 am

What if you're a female pedophile? Can you apply or not?

Skibo · Post by **Skibo** » August 9, 2006 12:28 pm

Rulez is rulez, I think she is a witch and should be burned. Too bad stoning isn't legal in the states that would make for some great PPV.

live2ski · Post by **live2ski** » August 9, 2006 12:30 pm

So Frank. It appears you can still be a priest.

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » August 9, 2006 1:10 pm

I think I'm gonna join a church just so I can get excommunicated, it sounds like fun!

PirateJohn · Post by **PirateJohn** » August 9, 2006 1:21 pm

SharkOnLand wrote:I think I'm gonna join a church just so I can get excommunicated, it sounds like fun!

Isn't being excommunicated the first step in joining the Vienna Boys Choir? Seems like an awfully painful way to hit those high notes ...

green1 · Post by **green1** » August 9, 2006 1:27 pm

PirateJohn wrote:Isn't being excommunicated the first step in joining the Vienna Boys Choir? Seems like an awfully painful way to hit those high notes ...

Or you could just hang out under a pinata at a kid's birthday party. Just make sure to bring a video camera and send the video to AFV.

bravedave · Post by **bravedave** » August 9, 2006 10:07 pm

If you drop your cell phone in the Porta-Potty in the parking lot, is that being ex-communicated?

(I mean if you used to belong to the Church of Buffett, Orthodox?)

What if it has a Jimmy Buffett ringtone?

PirateJohn · Post by **PirateJohn** » August 9, 2006 10:17 pm

bravedave wrote:If you drop your cell phone in the Porta-Potty in the parking lot, is that being ex-communicated?

?

I think that's being "cut off" which is sorta another way of saying that you are getting ready for the Vienna Boys Choir.

Or something like that.

Never mind.

That's another one of those tricky definitions. Like "browser." Which I always thought was that condition that a lot of older British guys have when their eyebrows get really bushy and grow together.

But I digress ...