How often do you get massages?

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How often do you go for a massage?

Daily
0
No votes
Couple times a week
1
2%
Weekly
2
5%
Bi Weekly
1
2%
About once a month
4
10%
Maybe a couple times a year
10
24%
Maybe once a year
0
No votes
Special occasions only
4
10%
Very rarely
5
12%
Never have
15
36%
 
Total votes: 42
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How often do you get massages?

Post by Tiki Bar »

In honor of Candy's new job, I thought I'd start this thread!

I get massage therapy twice a week... normally with Buffett tunes playing softly overhead... aaaaahhh!

But to me, a bad massage is like bad sex... sure, you should just be happy to be getting it, but it isn't the least bit fulfilling.

To borrow a phrase from Candy... some massage therapists have "radar in their fingertips", which is truly an amazing experience. But sadly, for me, such isn't the case for all of them... :-? :sigh:

Candy... teach 'em right!! :D :D
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Post by SMLCHNG »

A friend/co-worker lives about a mile from me. And has a fabulous room set up in her home. I try and get there about 2-3 times a year. Right now I'm getting a little bit twice a week cause of PT. :) OUCH but it's a GOOD ouch! :D
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Post by phjrsaunt »

But to me, a bad massage is like bad sex... sure, you should just be happy to be getting it, but it isn't the least bit fulfilling.

That is so true!! I wish I could go every month...but $$$$ :-?

Hubby usually gets me a gift certificate for Xmas, and most years I can find the extra bucks for a second one sometime.
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Post by ToplessRideFL »

never had one... :oops:
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Post by ragtopW »

we have a lady come in and set up at work
every Wednsday.. best 5$ I spend..
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Post by tequilatom »

Not nearly enough!!
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Post by Tiki Bar »

SMLCHNG wrote: :) OUCH but it's a GOOD ouch! :D
"Hurt so good...
c'mon baby make it hurt so good!
Sometimes massages don't feel like it should
you make it, hurt so good!"

That always pops in my head during the good ones... :o :oops: :lol:
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Post by Tiki Bar »

ToplessRideFL wrote:never had one... :oops:
You should "add it to your list" :)
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Post by SMLCHNG »

Tiki Bar wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote: :) OUCH but it's a GOOD ouch! :D
"Hurt so good...
c'mon baby make it hurt so good!
Sometimes massages don't feel like it should
you make it, hurt so good!"

That always pops in my head during the good ones... :o :oops: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by rednekkPH »

I have a standing appointment every Wednesday at 6pm. And the best part is my insurance picks up the tab! :D
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Post by sonofabeach »

that's what the wife is for :lol:
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Post by 12vmanRick »

What's a massage?
When they run you out of town make it look like you are leading the parade.
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Post by live2ski »

rednekkPH wrote:I have a standing appointment every Wednesday at 6pm. And the best part is my insurance picks up the tab! :D
Don't you mean.....Our tax $ pick up the tab?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by RinglingRingling »

ToplessRideFL wrote:never had one... :oops:
could probably arrange for that to change... :)
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Post by rednekkPH »

live2ski wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:I have a standing appointment every Wednesday at 6pm. And the best part is my insurance picks up the tab! :D
Don't you mean.....Our tax $ pick up the tab?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Nope. I'm on my wife's insurance. :D
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Never.

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Post by Indiana Jolly Mon »

The price of the massage itself isn't that bad, it's the extra fee for the happy ending that can kill you :o
Ive had a massage once when we stayed at a fancy resort and spa. It was great, but not my thing. The wife LOVES them though, mostly on vacations.
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Post by RinglingRingling »

alphabits wrote:Never.

My body is a temple .... we're very selective about who gets to worship there. 8)
can't sell her on the difference between "medicinal" and "recreational" 'bits? :)
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RinglingRingling wrote:
alphabits wrote:Never.

My body is a temple .... we're very selective about who gets to worship there. 8)
can't sell her on the difference between "medicinal" and "recreational" 'bits? :)
Yeah, for some reason she never forgot the time I said, "I'm a sucker for a happy ending." :lol:
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Post by Prthd119 »

alphabits wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
alphabits wrote:Never.

My body is a temple .... we're very selective about who gets to worship there. 8)
can't sell her on the difference between "medicinal" and "recreational" 'bits? :)
Yeah, for some reason she never forgot the time I said, "I'm a sucker for a happy ending." :lol:

Imagine that...


Smart Princess you got there...... :wink:
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