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MikeInNOLA wrote: I would love a SYKBH free show. Someone loan me $250k?

You mean that's all it costs to have Jimmy play at a private event?

DURN ! That's cheap ! When I win the lottery, I'm gonna hire him and invite all BN folk. Deal?

Put that in writing, an oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

MikeInNOLA wrote:

trentonleonard wrote:

SchoonerWharf wrote:

LIPH wrote:"true fans"?

You beat me to it. I despise that term.

i mean the people that don't just show up to hear songs you know by heart

I don't show up JUST to hear SYKBH (Songs Jimmy Plays To Death)...I show up hoping to hear ONE song I haven't heard live before. I won't set my expectations any higher than that.

I am so jaded by the SYKBH set lists....uggghhhh. I would love a SYKBH free show. Someone loan me $250k?

Yeah, I know...I don't have to go (more tickets for you) and right now I am totally undecided and un-excited about the West Coast tour.

http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=51645

Oh yeah...and a private Jimmy show...add about $1million to your number and you're getting close....

SchoonerWharf wrote:

LIPH wrote:"true fans"?

You beat me to it. I despise that term.

maybe referring to most people on this board who think they are "true fans" because SYKBH arnt theyre favorite songs. And also are bothered by the people that have to much fun in the lawn and dont act like they want them to

RinglingRingling wrote:

MikeInNOLA wrote:

trentonleonard wrote:

SchoonerWharf wrote:

LIPH wrote:"true fans"?

You beat me to it. I despise that term.

i mean the people that don't just show up to hear songs you know by heart

I don't show up JUST to hear SYKBH (Songs Jimmy Plays To Death)...I show up hoping to hear ONE song I haven't heard live before. I won't set my expectations any higher than that.

I am so jaded by the SYKBH set lists....uggghhhh. I would love a SYKBH free show. Someone loan me $250k?

Yeah, I know...I don't have to go (more tickets for you) and right now I am totally undecided and un-excited about the West Coast tour.

Ladies and Gentlemen... Madames et M'sieux..

we have a winner. From now on, (at least in my posts), the Yellow Album shall be known as SJPTD

I thought I was the only won who liked that phrase!!!

rogue wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

MikeInNOLA wrote:

trentonleonard wrote:

SchoonerWharf wrote:

LIPH wrote:"true fans"?

You beat me to it. I despise that term.

i mean the people that don't just show up to hear songs you know by heart

I don't show up JUST to hear SYKBH (Songs Jimmy Plays To Death)...I show up hoping to hear ONE song I haven't heard live before. I won't set my expectations any higher than that.

I am so jaded by the SYKBH set lists....uggghhhh. I would love a SYKBH free show. Someone loan me $250k?

Yeah, I know...I don't have to go (more tickets for you) and right now I am totally undecided and un-excited about the West Coast tour.

Ladies and Gentlemen... Madames et M'sieux..

we have a winner. From now on, (at least in my posts), the Yellow Album shall be known as SJPTD

I thought I was the only won who liked that phrase!!!

Come on.. I know your favorite Song..
Why don't we ....

trentonleonard wrote:although...any show is better than a no show.
so i'll enjoy every one he plays as for as long as he plays

I forget the 10 steps of Parrothead-dom, but I do recall classifications from way back in the days of Al Gore's internet when we all chatted on the listserv...there were BIGs (Buffett Is God) and GOPs (Grumpy Old Parrotheads)...at least that seems to be my mental recollection.

Trentonleonard is definately in the BIG category.

Sign me Grumpy.

MikeInNOLA wrote:

trentonleonard wrote:although...any show is better than a no show.
so i'll enjoy every one he plays as for as long as he plays

I forget the 10 steps of Parrothead-dom, but I do recall classifications from way back in the days of Al Gore's internet when we all chatted on the listserv...there were BIGs (Buffett Is God) and GOPs (Grumpy Old Parrotheads)...at least that seems to be my mental recollection.

Trentonleonard is definately in the BIG category.

Sign me Grumpy.

The one I remember is the 9 stage list. think I skipped 1 and 2 altogether, and passed over the one about "&$*$^ Buffett". I hit stage 9 about 2 years ago, and have come to realize that Jimmy poops just like all of us (tho usually in better-decorated and more expensive bathrooms)

I know people rag on the SYKBH songs, but it's amazing to see 30,000 people doing the Phins, or everybody yelling "Son of a Bitches," or "Salt, Salt, Salt." And I remember the first time my mom went to a Buffett concert and I was fearing I would get in trouble for singing along to WDWGDAS Sure, he plays them all the time, but it's just a part of the experience!

heck I'd buy a cd of him farting all of his hits.
Songs You Know By Fart

sonofabeach wrote:heck I'd buy a cd of him farting all of his hits.
Song You Know By Fart

That Cheeseburger in Paradise didn't settle very well?

prrthd1987 wrote:

sonofabeach wrote:heck I'd buy a cd of him farting all of his hits.
Song You Know By Fart

That Cheeseburger in Paradise didn't settle very well?

Why don't we get old and fart?
Fartaritaville?
He went to the john?
Grapefruit Beano?

LIPH wrote:"true fans"?

Oh no!! dont get Larry started! J/k (((hugs)) larry I know you are a true fan

prrthd1987 wrote:

prrthd1987 wrote:

sonofabeach wrote:heck I'd buy a cd of him farting all of his hits.
Song You Know By Fart

That Cheeseburger in Paradise didn't settle very well?

Why don't we get old and fart?
Fartaritaville?
He went to the john?
Grapefruit Beano?

Son of a Son of a Plumber
Pepto (farted to the tune of Boat Drinks)


Wow I have waaay too much time on my hands

HTparrothead wrote:

SchoonerWharf wrote:

LIPH wrote:"true fans"?

You beat me to it. I despise that term.

maybe referring to most people on this board who think they are "true fans" because SYKBH arnt theyre favorite songs. And also are bothered by the people that have to much fun in the lawn and dont act like they want them to

you mean acting something other than like belligerent drunken frat-rats puking on the people around them and screamng over the music into their cellphones during the non-SJPTD songs? can't imagine why that would be preferable to the reality...

prrthd1987 wrote: Pepto (farted to the tune of Boat Drinks)

or maybe "Butt Stinks"

how about 20 thousand fans fanning their noses to "Fumes"
"ya got fumes to the left............."


okay enuff...this subject stinks

you guys keep talkin' bout me like I ain't even here. what's up with that? did I miss a show or don't you guys remember me? Y'all must be drinkin' too much ifin ya' can't member me....dangit! I gots to start wearin' bigger feathers.

sonofabeach wrote:

prrthd1987 wrote: Pepto (farted to the tune of Boat Drinks)

or maybe "Butt Stinks"

how about 20 thousand fans fanning their noses to "Fumes"
"ya got fumes to the left............."


okay enuff...this subject stinks

something still smells...

Changes in Flatulence
A Pirate Looks like he Farted

MikeInNOLA wrote:I would love a SYKBH free show. Someone loan me $250k?

250K? At one point in time - I think this would have cost allot more than that.

(from cfo.com)

"While most of the trial exhibits are expected to be financial documents, Kozlowski's lifestyle will also be on display for jurors. According to published reports, Kozlowski shelled out $6,000 for a shower curtain and $15,000 for an antique umbrella stand, and had Tyco pay for a $2 million birthday party for his wife in Italy, featuring musician Jimmy Buffettand an ice sculpture of Michelangelo's David."

But I am there if you get the concert for less!

magnus & Mr Moon wrote:

MikeInNOLA wrote:I would love a SYKBH free show. Someone loan me $250k?

250K? At one point in time - I think this would have cost allot more than that.

(from cfo.com)

"While most of the trial exhibits are expected to be financial documents, Kozlowski's lifestyle will also be on display for jurors. According to published reports, Kozlowski shelled out $6,000 for a shower curtain and $15,000 for an antique umbrella stand, and had Tyco pay for a $2 million birthday party for his wife in Italy, featuring musician Jimmy Buffettand an ice sculpture of Michelangelo's David."

But I am there if you get the concert for less!

The ice sculpture and the humans painted like gold statues had to have been part of that 2 mill..