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citcat wrote:I have a picture in my head, it's very clear.

a picture of a box of saran wrap?

RinglingRingling wrote:

citcat wrote:I have a picture in my head, it's very clear.

a picture of a box of saran wrap?

No,dear.....a picture of various and sundry airplane passengers all 'plasticized' on the plane, body parts exposed.

*OUTTA MY HEAD OUTTA MY HEAD* !!!!!!

citcat wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

citcat wrote:I have a picture in my head, it's very clear.

a picture of a box of saran wrap?

No,dear.....a picture of various and sundry airplane passengers all 'plasticized' on the plane, body parts exposed.

*OUTTA MY HEAD OUTTA MY HEAD* !!!!!!

it gets even better when you imagine the other airline passengers as BNers. Imagine Shane.. covered in saran wrap.. seated next to The Goat..

oh my sweet heavenly cowchip.

RinglingRingling wrote:
it gets even better when you imagine the other airline passengers as BNers. Imagine Shane.. covered in saran wrap.. seated next to The Goat..

Todd.... Stop the madness......go count something.... LOL

citcat wrote: oh my sweet heavenly cowchip.

you know, saranwrap doesn't breathe well... so on a long, say "from TN to CA" trip.. with a sweaty Shane on one side, and the Goat on the other...

i wonder what it would take to get approved for travel wearing bubble wrap.

RinglingRingling wrote:

citcat wrote: oh my sweet heavenly cowchip.

you know, saranwrap doesn't breathe well... so on a long, say "from TN to CA" trip.. with a sweaty Shane on one side, and the Goat on the other...

. .yep . .and that means the Barf Bags are clear, too . . ! !

SchoolGirlHeart wrote:

ragtopW wrote:

ToplessRideFL wrote:Last I heard..matches are a legal item to carry on board a plane. Lighters are not.

not as of my last flight (yesterday)

from the TSA website: http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/ ... _0099.shtm

MATCHES

You may not bring matches in your checked baggage because of safety regulations. You may, however, bring up to four books of safety (non-strike anywhere) matches in your carry-on baggage or on your person. For safety reasons, you may not bring “strike anywhere” matches at all.

they took mine from my tray yesterday..

SharkOnLand wrote:How did she get on the plane with that crap after what happened last week?

Although it sounds more like kinky bondage sex than trying to blow up a plane....

that was my first thought too, is vaseline ignitable? if it is, we need to rethink our sex life

12vmanRick wrote:that was my first thought too, is vaseline ignitable? if it is, we need to rethink our sex life

Only if you're doing it right.

12vmanRick wrote:

SharkOnLand wrote:How did she get on the plane with that crap after what happened last week?

Although it sounds more like kinky bondage sex than trying to blow up a plane....

that was my first thought too, is vaseline ignitable? if it is, we need to rethink our sex life

it is a petroleum-based gel. if you get it hot enough, it will probably ignite. Not sure a standard kitchen match would work tho. And given that torch lighters are supposedly banned, a jar of vaseline isn't much of a weapon. Kinda like trying lighting a shoe in the middle of a crowded plane. Unless you are travelling with a complete group of catatonics, someone is going to notice long before you can get it hot enough..

Thank God (if it was an al Queda operative) for a good backward, 16th century education in a 21st century world..

there are a couple of things to add that will give a nice flame...





Fire Heee Heeee FIRE

ragtopW wrote:there are a couple of things to add that will give a nice flame...





Fire Heee Heeee FIRE

Gasoline being one.. I believe. tho, unless you are travelling on Aeroflot on the Tiblisi to Chechnayaville run, people might notice that odor.