Do Cats Stutter?

ladyparrothead · Post by **ladyparrothead** » August 21, 2006 2:18 pm

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff., Fffff., Fffff'... and before he could say "F * ck," the rottweiler ate him!"

carolinagirl · Post by **carolinagirl** » August 21, 2006 2:37 pm

parrotpartygod · Post by **parrotpartygod** » August 21, 2006 4:18 pm

PartofthePhlock · Post by **PartofthePhlock** » August 21, 2006 4:21 pm

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » August 21, 2006 5:28 pm

Now thats funny......

conched · Post by **conched** » August 21, 2006 10:35 pm

Good one!

Tully's Twin · Post by **Tully's Twin** » August 22, 2006 12:33 am

GREAT JOKE

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » August 22, 2006 5:04 am

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » August 22, 2006 11:12 pm

Love it.

barbieann · Post by **barbieann** » August 23, 2006 10:29 pm

Since this seems to be kitty-related, even tho kitty is kooked...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofFb_eOxxA

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » August 24, 2006 8:43 pm