Ever had detention?

Afternoon Golfer · Post by **Afternoon Golfer** » August 22, 2006 5:08 pm

Some of my Mom's worst memories were having to pick me up early after getting thrown out of CCD!!! That's what happens when you force religion on a kid.

shakerofsalt · Post by **shakerofsalt** » August 22, 2006 5:08 pm

I've never had a detention, which is good because then I would have missed Family Feud and not been prepared for BN Feud!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » August 22, 2006 5:11 pm

comtnfish wrote:Never served detension, but in 1st grade I had to write sentences during recess twice:

I will not swing on the bathroom doors

I will not bail out of the swings

Such a rebel.

momsrule27 · Post by **momsrule27** » August 22, 2006 5:15 pm

Yes, I did. I stole the pass pad from the nurse and forged her signature and handed out passes to all my friends so they could cut class and show a pass that they were in the nurse's office. I then started selling them for a buck a piece to kids that weren't my friends and that's when I got busted! I felt terrible because I was very close to the school nurse and she felt so betrayed by me. It was a good life lesson but one I wished I didn't have to learn.

Char

jonesbeach10 · Post by **jonesbeach10** » August 22, 2006 6:41 pm

Nope, never did. I knew what teachers I get away with some stuff with, and the ones I knew would throw my a$$ in detention, I just went to class (on time), kept my mouth shut and talked afterwards.

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » August 22, 2006 6:52 pm

maybe twice in my whole student life.

given a few in 30 years of teaching. it's part of the game.

longlinergirl · Post by **longlinergirl** » August 22, 2006 8:04 pm

I'm scared to go to my reunion as I most likely still owe some. And we had Saturday detention instead of afterschool so that REALLY sucked...

conched · Post by **conched** » August 22, 2006 8:23 pm

shakerofsalt wrote:I've never had a detention, which is good because then I would have missed Family Feud and not been prepared for BN Feud!

Ain't LIFE grand. Love how you worked that BN Feud right in there.

I held detention so many times in my life. For one year I had the On Campus Suspension class for first period. Talk about a perfect way to start the day.

Only had detention once. They made me sit in the bleachers and watch my volleyball team practice.

I deserved it a lot more than that, I'm sure!!

aeroparrot · Post by **aeroparrot** » August 22, 2006 8:26 pm

Me? Serve detention? I think.......... so

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » August 22, 2006 10:20 pm

Not only have I never had detention, I never ditched a class in high school.

PIA · Post by **PIA** » August 22, 2006 10:21 pm

buffettbride wrote:Not only have I never had detention, I never ditched a class in high school.

its ok i skipped enough for the both of us...

hawaiiboy · Post by **hawaiiboy** » August 22, 2006 10:27 pm

buffettbride wrote:Not only have I never had detention, I never ditched a class in high school.

Wow, I am impressed

I missed so much school that it was a rare day that I did not
have to visit the VP's office. I didn't actually get many
detentions, when I did, I usually spent that quality time
preparing my mind for BN feud

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » August 22, 2006 10:35 pm

Nope, never
But I was too busy with yearbook and newspaper, class president, etc to be in trouble

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » August 22, 2006 11:46 pm

Ooh, I just thought of another one...

I was on the Knowledge Bowl team in high school (yes, I'm a geek, thank you very much

), and we ended up on a local PBS television show called Matchwits. It's like a head-to-head competition with trivia questions, etc., for high school teams (which we ended up winning).

Anyway, we listed one of our alternate team members as Ron Jeremy, and they announced it on the air. We just about got kicked out of school for that one, once the principal figured out who that was..... Still didn't get detention though...

VanillaGrl · Post by **VanillaGrl** » August 22, 2006 11:51 pm

More times than I should probably admit to.

magnus & Mr Moon · Post by **magnus & Mr Moon** » August 23, 2006 1:03 am

momsrule27 wrote:Yes, I did. I stole the pass pad from the nurse and forged her signature and handed out passes to all my friends so they could cut class and show a pass that they were in the nurse's office. I then started selling them for a buck a piece to kids that weren't my friends and that's when I got busted! I felt terrible because I was very close to the school nurse and she felt so betrayed by me. It was a good life lesson but one I wished I didn't have to learn.

Char

I used to write my own hall passes

so I could ditch study hall and go to the cool places like "Dairy Queen". Never thought about selling them - that is a good (revenue generating!!) idea! I also used to go into teacher's lounge to get soda (in the days when the only soda machine was in the teachers lounge). Got caught at least once

and said I was getting soda for another teacher. Yeah, right.

Ahh, Forty two years since my last confession
Well Father, do you have the rest of the week?
Lets get started then
I wrote my own hall passes
I bought soda from the teacher's lounge
FATHER WAKE UP!!

frognot · Post by **frognot** » August 23, 2006 3:32 am

What's the statute of limitations? I ain't saying nothing about nothing until i know they can't come after me!

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » August 23, 2006 9:00 am

Hell, I thought detention was a regular class

Post by **SMLCHNG** » August 23, 2006 9:03 am

Nope... never had the pleasure..

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » August 23, 2006 9:06 am

frognot wrote:What's the statute of limitations? I ain't saying nothing about nothing until i know they can't come after me!

It will go on your PERMINANT RECORD

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