A marine at Camp Lejeune got orders that he was going to Iraq. He didn'want to go so he deserted. He was running through the streets of Jacksonville, NC with the MPs hot on his trail.
He was rapidly approaching a nun standing on a sidewalk. He quickly explained what he was doing and asked if he could hide under her habit until the MPs went by. The nun nodded yes.
While he was under the nun's habit he couldn't help but notice large hairy legs and three extra items of human hardware swinging from the crotch area.
After the MPs passed the nun lifted the habit and the young marine crawled out.
The surprised marine says, "I really appreciate you helping me out like this. I just really didn't wanna go to Iraq."
A deep-voiced nun responded, "That's okay, I didn't wanna go to Iraq either."
Iraq - I don't wanna go.
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Iraq - I don't wanna go.
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