86 Rules of Boozing!?

[RinglingRingling]

codicil to #88: The first to pass out is fair game:

performing acts on said "overserved" person that result in situations lasting longer than 2-3 days (or the weekend) are neither humourous, nor are they going to be tolerated by said object of performance. For example: while passed out, your fraternity "buddies" shaving a divot out of your beard. The resulting trimming and regrowth shall, and will result in a situation where the term "paybacks are a b****, and you have to sleep sometime" is perfectly acceptable.

and don't come screaming when someone superglues your penis to your leg... if you want to play, you better have more than one white chip.

Is this coming from experience?

the statute of limitations on any and all acts expired about 5 years ago, but yes... my beard had a divot out of it.

[RinglingRingling]

tequila does not make you felonious...

I shouldn't say this, but I disagree with you R2.

boisterous, cantankerous, obstreperous, obnoxious, and eventually catatonic.. sure. Felonious.. not from my experience.

Nah.

Tequila just makes clothes fall off!

licentious, and libidinous...