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A legitimate question??

Post by SMLCHNG »

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is
it true they's suin' them cigarette companies fer
causin' people to git cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants
fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with
all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista
Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she
was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he
gradiated and still couldn't read?"

"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you
asking?"

"Well, I was jus thinkin' . . . What I want to know
is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I
slept with?"
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Post by aeroparrot »

Could this be a class action suit? :lol: :lol:
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Post by Dezdmona »

Bubba said that?

I knew he went for younger women, even lived with several awhile....

....didn't think he'd go suing after he ran 'em away. :o :lol:
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Post by RinglingRingling »

Dezdmona wrote:Bubba said that?

I knew he went for younger women, even lived with several awhile....

....didn't think he'd go suing after he ran 'em away. :o :lol:
the ones who stayed are the subject of the suit... :D
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