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Elrod
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Post by Elrod »

Yesterday while I was working at the car dealership, a blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

I gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. I then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:
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Post by phjrsaunt »

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Post by PHDiane »

Good one Elrod :wink:
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Post by springparrot »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
made me laugh outloud
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Post by ragtopW »

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I was afraid that was the answer.. [smilie=gt_grinz-browwiggle.gif]
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Post by parrotpartygod »

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Post by CapnK »

classic
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Post by brahmafear »

Living in CA I can honestly say stuff like that happens!!!!!! [smilie=graytard.gif] [smilie=graytard.gif] [smilie=graytard.gif]
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