How do girls learn....?
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OPHarbor
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How do girls learn....?
On the subject of guy/girls learning stuff.......
Is it just Mrs harbor or..... why does she put a piece of bread in the MW and turn it on for one minute? She says shes going to turn it off, but almost always forgets, then when the dinger goes off, well, you know! wouldn't it be easier to hit 10 seconds and be done with it! It is, after all, one less button to push!
And another "timer" issue, why, oh why does she insist on turning the dryer to one hour (again, I'm going to turn it off), thus rendering her (and my) clothes the size my grandkeets can now wear?
Girl phenomenon, wife phenomenon, or am I just too logical???
Is it just Mrs harbor or..... why does she put a piece of bread in the MW and turn it on for one minute? She says shes going to turn it off, but almost always forgets, then when the dinger goes off, well, you know! wouldn't it be easier to hit 10 seconds and be done with it! It is, after all, one less button to push!
And another "timer" issue, why, oh why does she insist on turning the dryer to one hour (again, I'm going to turn it off), thus rendering her (and my) clothes the size my grandkeets can now wear?
Girl phenomenon, wife phenomenon, or am I just too logical???
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buffettbride
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i've been a girl my whole life and i've only done those things a handful of times, on accident.
i think the real issue here is why hubbys sprain their ankles and can hobble over to the neighbors to drink and watch football, but the sprained ankle hurts too bad to help put away groceries.
(heee heee that smilies name is "sad tard" heee heeeeeeeeeee)
i think the real issue here is why hubbys sprain their ankles and can hobble over to the neighbors to drink and watch football, but the sprained ankle hurts too bad to help put away groceries.
(heee heee that smilies name is "sad tard" heee heeeeeeeeeee)

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Hmm... my wife has the exact opposite problem. She'll put stuff in the microwave, and put it for, say, a minute, when it really needs 2. She'll stand by the microwave, wait for it to go off, then put it for another minute...OPHarbor wrote:Not just bread (to soften), anything, to melt a little butter, re-warm something...anything, just overnukes the crap out of everything!

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Ok, it's not just a woman thing! My husband is famous for doing things and walking away...saying he is going to remember "this time" to turn it off. Like adding water to the pool or the hot tub...when it starts to overflow...he remembers. How about the 2 times he he was filling the water bed...you ever wonder how overfilled those things can get before they explode??? Like turing on the grill and leaving it on over night? Each and everytime, I offer that maybe he should set a timer...and each and everytime he says.."don't worry, I will remember"

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That's how long it's been since the last time I saw Fast Times. It would work better with a banana.buffettbride wrote:It was a carrot.LIPH wrote:I was expecting something like the "banana" scene in the cafeteria in Fast Times At Ridgemont Highjob41475 wrote:Man was I curious what was going to be on the other end of this headline. In a word, disapointment.....![]()
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yeah it was a carrot, but either way it's fine...buffettbride wrote:It was a carrot.LIPH wrote:I was expecting something like the "banana" scene in the cafeteria in Fast Times At Ridgemont Highjob41475 wrote:Man was I curious what was going to be on the other end of this headline. In a word, disapointment.....![]()
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Carrots are sturdier and won't break off while you're practicing.LIPH wrote:That's how long it's been since the last time I saw Fast Times. It would work better with a banana.buffettbride wrote:It was a carrot.LIPH wrote:I was expecting something like the "banana" scene in the cafeteria in Fast Times At Ridgemont Highjob41475 wrote:Man was I curious what was going to be on the other end of this headline. In a word, disapointment.....![]()
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Fast Times is the first movie I ever saw with boobies in it.

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I would've thought most women would learn via on the job training...buffettbride wrote:It was a carrot.LIPH wrote:I was expecting something like the "banana" scene in the cafeteria in Fast Times At Ridgemont Highjob41475 wrote:Man was I curious what was going to be on the other end of this headline. In a word, disapointment.....![]()
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buffettbride
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I can't hear Jackson Brown's "Somebody's Baby" and not think of that movie. Or Kashmir by Led Zepplin.job41475 wrote:yeah it was a carrot, but either way it's fine...buffettbride wrote:It was a carrot.LIPH wrote:I was expecting something like the "banana" scene in the cafeteria in Fast Times At Ridgemont Highjob41475 wrote:Man was I curious what was going to be on the other end of this headline. In a word, disapointment.....![]()
Some people really did learn how to do it that way.

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You're never really prepared for the first time it touches uvula.job41475 wrote:I would've thought most women would learn via on the job training...buffettbride wrote:It was a carrot.LIPH wrote:I was expecting something like the "banana" scene in the cafeteria in Fast Times At Ridgemont Highjob41475 wrote:Man was I curious what was going to be on the other end of this headline. In a word, disapointment.....![]()
Some people really did learn how to do it that way.

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buffettbride wrote:You're never really prepared for the first time it touches uvula.job41475 wrote:I would've thought most women would learn via on the job training...buffettbride wrote:It was a carrot.LIPH wrote:I was expecting something like the "banana" scene in the cafeteria in Fast Times At Ridgemont Highjob41475 wrote:Man was I curious what was going to be on the other end of this headline. In a word, disapointment.....![]()
Some people really did learn how to do it that way.
u might as well start a first time thread for god sakes....

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lol. ok I will default to your knowledge on that one....buffettbride wrote:You're never really prepared for the first time it touches uvula.job41475 wrote:I would've thought most women would learn via on the job training...buffettbride wrote:It was a carrot.LIPH wrote:I was expecting something like the "banana" scene in the cafeteria in Fast Times At Ridgemont Highjob41475 wrote:Man was I curious what was going to be on the other end of this headline. In a word, disapointment.....![]()
Some people really did learn how to do it that way.
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buffettbride
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at least guys will get what they are think they are gonna get when they come into this thread now.PIA wrote:buffettbride wrote:You're never really prepared for the first time it touches uvula.job41475 wrote:I would've thought most women would learn via on the job training...buffettbride wrote:It was a carrot.LIPH wrote:I was expecting something like the "banana" scene in the cafeteria in Fast Times At Ridgemont Highjob41475 wrote:Man was I curious what was going to be on the other end of this headline. In a word, disapointment.....![]()
Some people really did learn how to do it that way.
u might as well start a first time thread for god sakes....![]()
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