Interpretation
Posted: August 30, 2006 5:23 pm
WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and nedz) n.
female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical
and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled
in a relationship.
male: Food, sex and beer.
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
GLASS CEILING(glas see-ling) n.
female: The invisible barrier that stops women from
rising to the upper levels in business.
male: What would really be great at work since that
hot babe took over the office one flight up.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another.
male: Playing ball without a cup.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with
one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off
for a weekend with the guys.
BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing
manufactured makes "look bigger."
male: The organ of mooning (and farting).
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with
one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three
stooges.
FLATUENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
male: An endless source of enterainment,
self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple
can achieve.
male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to
boink.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels
every 2 1/2 minutes.
TASTE (tayst) v.
female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're
cooking, to make sure it's good.
male: Something you must do to anything you think has
gone bad, prior to tossing it out.
female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical
and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled
in a relationship.
male: Food, sex and beer.
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
GLASS CEILING(glas see-ling) n.
female: The invisible barrier that stops women from
rising to the upper levels in business.
male: What would really be great at work since that
hot babe took over the office one flight up.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another.
male: Playing ball without a cup.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with
one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off
for a weekend with the guys.
BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing
manufactured makes "look bigger."
male: The organ of mooning (and farting).
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with
one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three
stooges.
FLATUENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
male: An endless source of enterainment,
self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple
can achieve.
male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to
boink.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels
every 2 1/2 minutes.
TASTE (tayst) v.
female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're
cooking, to make sure it's good.
male: Something you must do to anything you think has
gone bad, prior to tossing it out.
