THREE WOMEN IN A SAUNA

ladyparrothead · Post by **ladyparrothead** » September 1, 2006 12:47 pm

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE FIRST YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. HOWEVER, NOT TO BE OUTDONE; SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA, WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........

" WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » September 2, 2006 12:21 am

Dally · Post by **Dally** » September 3, 2006 1:43 pm

PHDiane · Post by **PHDiane** » September 3, 2006 2:23 pm

LOLOLOLOLOL

Liminone · Post by **Liminone** » September 3, 2006 4:11 pm

brahmafear · Post by **brahmafear** » September 3, 2006 4:21 pm

That's a good one!!!

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » September 4, 2006 5:10 pm

parrotpartygod · Post by **parrotpartygod** » September 7, 2006 11:13 am