The Old Miser

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » September 3, 2006 11:02 pm

Abe, an old penny pincher from way back, was dying. On his deathbead, peering up through his cataracts, he asked, "Is my wife here?"
"Yes, I'm here next to you," she answered.
"And the kids?"
"We're here, Daddy," the youngest answered.
"Is the rest of the family here too?"
"Around your bed," his wife assured him.
At that, Abe sits up and yells, "So why is the kitchen light on?"

this guy must know my dad!

Dally · Post by **Dally** » September 4, 2006 6:23 am

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » September 4, 2006 5:08 pm

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » September 4, 2006 7:03 pm

parrotpartygod · Post by **parrotpartygod** » September 5, 2006 11:48 am

longlinergirl · Post by **longlinergirl** » September 5, 2006 1:23 pm

Jeeze..I didn't even know my hubby was sick

CapnK · Post by **CapnK** » September 5, 2006 5:26 pm

~Hippolyte~ · Post by **~Hippolyte~** » September 5, 2006 5:35 pm

I just spit cookie bits all over my monitor!! Thanks for that!!

oneparticularwino · Post by **oneparticularwino** » September 5, 2006 10:03 pm