Chili - the secret ingredient

MalibuRumGirl · Post by **MalibuRumGirl** » September 4, 2006 5:15 pm

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Fort Worth Texas.
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After several minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young
cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that,
mind if I do?"

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and
in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to
his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly
down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The
sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into
the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."

Liminone · Post by **Liminone** » September 4, 2006 6:03 pm

I Really Really wish I didn't just read that.
Chili's on the stove.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » September 4, 2006 7:04 pm

MalibuRumGirl · Post by **MalibuRumGirl** » September 4, 2006 7:14 pm

Liminone wrote:I Really Really wish I didn't just read that.
Chili's on the stove.

So sorry!!!

Liminone · Post by **Liminone** » September 4, 2006 7:21 pm

MalibuRumGirl wrote:
Liminone wrote:I Really Really wish I didn't just read that.
Chili's on the stove.

So sorry!!!

No you're not!!!

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » September 4, 2006 8:00 pm

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » September 4, 2006 9:11 pm

...and chili is never gonna be the same

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » September 5, 2006 4:07 am

CapnK · Post by **CapnK** » September 5, 2006 9:33 am

that's it...MRG is hereby banned from posting "jokes".

excuse me while I step over to the water closet.

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » September 7, 2006 7:22 am

ENCParrotHead · Post by **ENCParrotHead** » September 10, 2006 12:12 pm

VanillaGrl · Post by **VanillaGrl** » September 10, 2006 12:17 pm

gahhhhhhh.....

aeroparrot · Post by **aeroparrot** » September 10, 2006 12:21 pm

Thank god I don't eat chili.

parrotpartygod · Post by **parrotpartygod** » September 22, 2006 6:10 pm

westcoastrodeo · Post by **westcoastrodeo** » September 28, 2006 7:44 pm

ooh boy