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Re: Funny things to tell a telemarketer

Posted: September 13, 2006 12:04 pm
by rogue
ragtopW wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
ragtopW wrote::D :D
So I get a call today..
"Hello"
Hello Sir may I speak to the lady of the house?
Well there is not one but I am looking.. Are you tall, Blonde and have big.......... Hello?? Hello???



:( :( She hung up on me.....
:o :o :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one!!!!!!!!!
she did not even let me tell her about my Whipped cream fetish.. [smilie=asa.gif] [smilie=asa.gif]
tmi for me

I have started giving the phone to the three year old keet. That way we all have fun. 8)

Posted: September 13, 2006 12:18 pm
by Caribbean Soul
When our computer line would ring my kids would race to get it! The stories they came up with were pretty funny... When they got older, they still liked to grab it to practice their French! :lol:

Posted: September 13, 2006 12:30 pm
by cocotel
Flush the toilet with the receiver right near the bowl and ask if they would mind holding while you finish the "paperwork"
Works quite well.

Re: Funny things to tell a telemarketer

Posted: September 13, 2006 9:49 pm
by ragtopW
rogue wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
ragtopW wrote::D :D
So I get a call today..
"Hello"
Hello Sir may I speak to the lady of the house?
Well there is not one but I am looking.. Are you tall, Blonde and have big.......... Hello?? Hello???



:( :( She hung up on me.....
:o :o :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one!!!!!!!!!
she did not even let me tell her about my Whipped cream fetish.. [smilie=asa.gif] [smilie=asa.gif]
tmi for me

I have started giving the phone to the three year old keet. That way we all have fun. 8)
Wait till she learns nanas Credit card numbers..[smilie=spank.gif]