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Just in case you've had a rough day, here's an eight-step stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic world.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
8. See? You're smiling already.

thanks. I needed that.

It's listed as a joke, but don't think I wouldn't LOVE to take that fat, arrogant BASTARD down to the Coralville reservoir, dunk his fat head underwater three times and bring it up twice.

OPHarbor wrote:Just in case you've had a rough day, here's an eight-step stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic world.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
8. See? You're smiling already.

Wait you saw me do this?

Wino you know wrote:It's listed as a joke, but don't think I wouldn't LOVE to take that fat, arrogant BASTARD down to the Coralville reservoir, dunk his fat head underwater three times and bring it up twice.

Remind me never to pi$$ you off!!!!!!

flipflopgirl wrote:

Wino you know wrote:It's listed as a joke, but don't think I wouldn't LOVE to take that fat, arrogant BASTARD down to the Coralville reservoir, dunk his fat head underwater three times and bring it up twice.

Remind me never to pi$$ you off!!!!!!

I am with you!!!

creeky wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote:

Wino you know wrote:It's listed as a joke, but don't think I wouldn't LOVE to take that fat, arrogant BASTARD down to the Coralville reservoir, dunk his fat head underwater three times and bring it up twice.

Remind me never to pi$$ you off!!!!!!

I am with you!!!

NOPE!
Once I put "Dipsty-Dumpster" (my nickname for him) out of his misery, I'll be in a good mood for life.
as if you two could ever p|ss me off anyway