we all need this..

[ragtopW]

Dear

a) Mom b) Dad c) love of my life d)
Assistant Principal e) Local Police Chief, f)
Near & dear friend

Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your
a) Car b) House c) Pet d) Espresso maker
e) Left arm f) Snow Mobile

was severely damaged by my a) infantile b)
puerile c) inept d) comically brilliant but
nonetheless sadistic e) woefully under appreciated
prank.

How could I have known that the a) car b) jet ski
c) large helium balloon d) rodent driven sledge
e) Zamboni f) Ski Doo

I was riding in would go so far out of control? And while it is
true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your
a) house b) wife c) Mistress d) Cub
Scout troop e) 1/16th sized replica of the Statue of
Liberty, complete with lightbulb in the torch f)
priceless collection of Rolling Rock beer cans,

you must understand that it was all meant in fun. The
subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to
a) imagine b) fathom c) comprehend d)
appreciate e) pay for

and I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness. I know that
you are perfectly within your rights to a) hate me
b) sue me c) spank me d) take my firstborn e)
gouge out my eyes with spoons and feed them to the fish in
your koi pond f) just shoot me

but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had, joking
around at a) school b) work c) church d)
the bowling alley e) the municipal jail

and to remember that I am first and foremost your a)
friend b) child c) sibling d) lease co-signer
e) only possible match should you ever need a bone marrow
transplant.

I think that counts for more than one prank, especially one
that a) was so stupid b) was so silly c)
would have been funny if it worked d) you would have
done, if you had thought of it first e) I'm going to use
again on someone else.

Sincerely,

Me

[VanillaGrl]

[ladyparrothead]

That should just about cover it!