OMG this is getting hysterical.
I'm the only pH in the house so we definitely would not qualify.
Besides, they'd have to give me a lot more than $20,000 to get on TV and make a fool of myself
Yeah, her whole family loves Jimmy...even her mother. I've even seen pictures of one of their dogs with a lei and a grass skirt on. And she really has an autographed picture of Andy Devine !!!!!
Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege.
Funny enough, we all have to go thru psych elavs as well as drug screening and physicals. I had a staph a week or so ago and have plenty of drugs in my system but they are all legal!! Now...if we were all "normal", would they want us for Wife Swap????lol But, my keets know more about Buffett than a lot of So called PH's. (of course, I'm NOT referring to BNer's.)
They word has spread around this little town too and I keep getting "Are you REALLY going on Wife Swap?"...yes, yes I am...
"Mommy, when is Jimmy Buffett coming to OUR house? We go see him ALL THE TIME??" (Actual quote from my 5 y/o keet)
too true...I'm glad they do it all but it seems like a lot for all 4 of us to have done...drug testing my 7 year old??? I guess it is better safe than sorry tho.
"Mommy, when is Jimmy Buffett coming to OUR house? We go see him ALL THE TIME??" (Actual quote from my 5 y/o keet)
jimolliemom wrote:too true...I'm glad they do it all but it seems like a lot for all 4 of us to have done...drug testing my 7 year old??? I guess it is better safe than sorry tho.
think of it this way. it might seem odd to drug-test a 7 year old girl....but it might not seem odd to the family you're "not matched" with.
Excellent point Mal, although it's kinda sick...people will never cease to amaze me...
Ms Pat, you know I DO have a picture of you hanging in my office. It's you, me and Ang in April of this year at Donnie "new" sailboat. Oh, and Mollie has one of her, Ang and Mr. Don at the Buffett pre-party in J-ville last year so he can get his 15 seconds too!
"Mommy, when is Jimmy Buffett coming to OUR house? We go see him ALL THE TIME??" (Actual quote from my 5 y/o keet)
Desdamona wrote:Hey, girlie-girl... Be sure to leave all those enormous portraits of me up
on the walls so I can get my 15 seconds of fame on your coat-tails.
And if there's not a regular phlocking planned during the time you're gone,
set one up... with Jack! He'd appreciate the publicity, I'm sure.
And schedule LOTS of appointments for your mom. This "Fake Jill" needs to
attempt the entire Jill Life.... including ALL chauffeur duties!
Yeah, please try to have a club meet and tell Jack (Mosely) about this.....Des can come up from Florida and BE THERE !!! WOO HOO! Just try not to mention Buffettnews on-air......we don't want a bunch of meanie flamers on here after the show airs !! Need any other orders? I've got a sackful of 'em ! KIDDING !!!
Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege.
GulfCoastPirate wrote:I would only take a chance if the wife I was getting in the swap was terribly hot and enjoyed live blues music in smokey juke joints.
dude my wife's hot enough. I don't need some angry hippo on the premises.
When they run you out of town make it look like you are leading the parade.
jimolliemom wrote:No idea yet. Michelle, the lady from ABC who handles it all, is looking for a match for us.
Was it ever confirmed what type of family they are trying to match you with? I know people had speculated about rap phans, Mormons, etc....but was anything ever confirmed???
It will either be a family out West with foul mouthed, out of control children in a filthy house or a New York hi-rise where there are 2 nannys and the parents don't even know their own children. Just speculation but that's the idea I got when I asked her about it.
(I only give these lovations because I'm in Tennessee and I am from Florida. Not that either are bad places...)
"Mommy, when is Jimmy Buffett coming to OUR house? We go see him ALL THE TIME??" (Actual quote from my 5 y/o keet)
jimolliemom wrote:It will either be a family out West with foul mouthed, out of control children in a filthy house or a New York hi-rise where there are 2 nannys and the parents don't even know their own children. Just speculation but that's the idea I got when I asked her about it.
(I only give these lovations because I'm in Tennessee and I am from Florida. Not that either are bad places...)
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