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I forgot to pick up my youngest keet from school one day...

It was like the 3rd or 4th day at school, I wasn't into the routine yet. He just started preschool this year, so it's an entirely new process, my oldest keet didn't do the preschool thing. The school had to call me at work... I felt terrible.

Yesterday in the layaway section of Walmart I opened the door to the "family" restrooms and saw a woman standing there with her undies down to her knees. I'm guessing she just finished her business and was pulling them up. I saw it all and quickly closed the door, turned red, and for some reason out loud I said "oh god, I just saw a naked lady" which 2 employees heard me say. At first I felt stupid but then thought, "wait, she's the one that did not lock the door".


Other than that, about 2 months ago I was running late for work and had intended to throw my shoes in the floorboard to put on as soon as I got to work. I got all the way there and reached for my shoes and they were not there

Well, not so much me, but my brother has said some really idiotic things.

A relative was putting in new batteries in the smoke detective, and afterwards they tested it, and it went off. My brother asks alound "What makes the smoke detector go off?"

Another time, we were driving and there was a sign in the road indicating there was a (how shall I put it) valley in the road. He asks alound what's a "D-I-P?"

Another time we were playing poker with our cousin and his friend and the friend asks my brother "Do you know how to shuffle?" My brother answers "Yeah," pauses about 10 seconds then says "Can you shuffle for me."

There are more, probably enough to fill an entire show of America's Funniest Home Videos. Too bad none of this was taped.

Desdamona wrote:I'm not too sure how bright hanging around
with these guys is...

Whoa Des! what a rogue bunch that is!

Had a blast the other night!!!!!!

Thought of another more recent one...
I was late for my neices kindergarten graduation...I got out of the shower and went to my closet to decide what I was going to wear...I tried on a skirt and decided it was ok...then proceeded to get dressed with sweater and shoes...dried my hair and ran out of the house.
Half way to the scool, I realized I never put my underware on...which probaby would have been fine...until I tripped and fell over a little kid who ran behind me in the reception area!

kitty wrote:Thought of another more recent one...
I was late for my neices kindergarten graduation...I got out of the shower and went to my closet to decide what I was going to wear...I tried on a skirt and decided it was ok...then proceeded to get dressed with sweater and shoes...dried my hair and ran out of the house.
Half way to the scool, I realized I never put my underware on...which probaby would have been fine...until I tripped and fell over a little kid who ran behind me in the reception area!

hey! any chance of you coming to the Tampa show?

sonofabeach wrote:

kitty wrote:Thought of another more recent one...
I was late for my neices kindergarten graduation...I got out of the shower and went to my closet to decide what I was going to wear...I tried on a skirt and decided it was ok...then proceeded to get dressed with sweater and shoes...dried my hair and ran out of the house.
Half way to the scool, I realized I never put my underware on...which probaby would have been fine...until I tripped and fell over a little kid who ran behind me in the reception area!

hey! any chance of you coming to the Tampa show?

I don't wear underware on purpose at buffett shows!

kitty wrote:

sonofabeach wrote:

kitty wrote:Thought of another more recent one...
I was late for my neices kindergarten graduation...I got out of the shower and went to my closet to decide what I was going to wear...I tried on a skirt and decided it was ok...then proceeded to get dressed with sweater and shoes...dried my hair and ran out of the house.
Half way to the scool, I realized I never put my underware on...which probaby would have been fine...until I tripped and fell over a little kid who ran behind me in the reception area!

hey! any chance of you coming to the Tampa show?

I don't wear underware on purpose at buffett shows!

SHWING!!!