Mid Life Crisis gone wrong

[SeattleParrotHead]

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and
left it on the dining room table.


To My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain
needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer
satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a
good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope
that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I
will be spending the evening with my 18 year old
secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
upset - I shall be back home before midnight....

When the man came home late that night, he found
the following letter:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years
old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local
college. I would like to inform you that while you
read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael,
one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis
coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary,
is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has
an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand
that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times
than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back
home until sometime tomorrow...."

[Harbor Baby]

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and
left it on the dining room table.


To My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain
needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer
satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a
good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope
that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I
will be spending the evening with my 18 year old
secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
upset - I shall be back home before midnight....

When the man came home late that night, he found
the following letter:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years
old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local
college. I would like to inform you that while you
read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael,
one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis
coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary,
is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has
an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand
that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times
than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back
home until sometime tomorrow...."

Being a math major, I find that extremely funny

[unclejohn]

[parrotpartygod]

[ToplessRideFL]

That s one to rememberl!!

[ragtopW]

[flipflopgirl]

[haititxn]

That hits home! Stick with what you got!