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Medical School Lecture

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<table width= 700 bgcolor=white border=1 cellpadding=10><tr><td><font size=5><b><center>Medical School Lecture</b></font></center>
<font size=2>A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to an attractive young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your a**hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies." </center></font></td></tr></table>
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: again

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