The Hormone Hostage

[MalibuRumGirl]

The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!



DANGEROUS:

What's for dinner?
Are you wearing that?
What are you so worked up about?
Should you be eating that?
What did you DO all day?


SAFER:

Can I help you with dinner?
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
Could we be overreacting?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
I hope you didn't over-do it today.


SAFEST:

Where would you like to go for dinner?
WOW! Look at you!
Here's my paycheck.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
I've always loved you in that robe!


ULTRA SAFE:

Here, have some wine.
Here, have some wine
Here, have some wine.
Here, have some wine.
Here, have some more wine.


13 Things PMS Stands For:

1 Pass My Shotgun

2 Psychotic Mood Shift

3 Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section

5 People Make me Sick

6 Provide Me with Sweets

7 Pardon My Sobbing

8 Pimples May Surface

9 Pass My Sweat pants

10. p*** Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men s***

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!

...Or men who need a warning.

And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!

[Dezdmona]

My girlfriend sent this to me the other day.....I nearly blew soda all over my keyboard when I read it.

[parrotpartygod]

Things PMS Stands For -

(ParrotHead Moderation Syndrome)

I think you've got the wrooong guy!

Don't know such a thing!!!

[flipflopgirl]

[MalibuRumGirl]

Things PMS Stands For -

(ParrotHead Moderation Syndrome)

I think you've got the wrooong guy!

Don't know such a thing!!!

GOOD ONE PPG !!!!!!

[ragtopW]