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MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the
Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road!" And the chicken crossed
the road, and there was much rejoicing.

AGENT MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How
many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe
it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,
the chicken did NOT cross the road.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why
doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this
chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross
the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the
same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the
chicken crossing?"

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been
naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically
dispositioned to cross roads.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you will see, represents the black
man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample
him and keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens
will be free to cross roads without having their motives called
into question.

GRANDP
A: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that
was good enough for us.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road.
Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever
motive there was.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road
moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDH
A: Asking this questions denies your own chicken nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road; it
transcended it.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

I have a 3 year old who thinks he can tell jokes and this is one of the ones...his answer is: stupid chicken...

I have no idea where he got that from...but I guess since it makes people laugh like hell when he tells it, he keeps telling it...

When my son was 8, at a playground, he made up his own joke

He asked why did the boy cross the playground?







To get to the other slide.

carolinagirl wrote:When my son was 8, at a playground, he made up his own joke

He asked why did the boy cross the playground?







To get to the other slide.

hehehe how do they become so damned smart???

Left off Bill Clintons answer.


I did NOT have sex with that chicken.