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This thread should come with a warning....I just snorted my wine through my nose!!

pbans wrote:I'm such a simp.....I had to go back and look at it again before I picked up on the decidedly phallic undertones....wonder if this will be one of those things that gets yanked (so to speak) like the pervert Little Mermaid cover.....

undertones?????????

Just got back from Japan....these are all over in the toy stores there.....It makes a little "Jiggling" noise and a very slight vibration when it is "Going"....perhaps it IS being sold in the wrong department......

SMLCHNG wrote:


O M G !!!

Yeah, that was *exactly* my response to the person that emailed it to me.

speechless...simply speechless...

Carolinadreamin' wrote:This thread should come with a warning....I just snorted my wine through my nose!!

I agree w/you there.....Iced coffee went all over my monitor

Desdamona wrote:Good lord! And there's a whole flock of them...
with their own TV jingle!
http://myaquapet.com/family/index.php
I hope my 4 yr old step-granddaughter never sees
that commercial!

ALLLRighty then...

Wonder if my wife would kill me if I got her one for Christmas as a joke

pbans wrote:I'm such a simp.....I had to go back and look at it again before I picked up on the decidedly phallic undertones....wonder if this will be one of those things that gets yanked (so to speak) like the pervert Little Mermaid cover.....

I have two copies of that, if anyones interested in owning that rather rare Disney picture.


what about the text?:
Dora Aquapet™ - Dora the Explorer™ - NEW!
Talk to her!
Laugh and play together!
Share your secrets with her!
Give her love!
Discover her songs and dances!

She also plays and interacts with the Boots too!
Have an adventure with Dora the Explorer, your interactive friend!

who writes this stuff???

Oh, and here's the SpongeBob version

changes the lyrics to he lives in a pineapple under the sea

Can't post anything I'm still in stitches

gotta send that in to Maxim magazine
that's "found p***"

~Hippolyte~ wrote:

pbans wrote:I'm such a simp.....I had to go back and look at it again before I picked up on the decidedly phallic undertones....wonder if this will be one of those things that gets yanked (so to speak) like the pervert Little Mermaid cover.....

I have two copies of that, if anyones interested in owning that rather rare Disney picture.


what about the text?:
Dora Aquapet™ - Dora the Explorer™ - NEW!
Talk to her!
Laugh and play together!
Share your secrets with her!
Give her love!
Discover her songs and dances!

She also plays and interacts with the Boots too!
Have an adventure with Dora the Explorer, your interactive friend!

who writes this stuff???

I'd say some pervert in engineering got together with some pervert in marketing and had a blast. I'll never look at Dora the same.

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~Hippolyte~ wrote:Give her love!

And she'll give it right back...