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As I was walking into the grocery store I dropped my keys. When I bent down to pick them up, they were lying next to a piece of paper, which I retrieved. There was no one else around who might have dropped it, so I stuck it in my pocket and trudged on. When I got inside I read it -- it was a grocery list. It was written on the back of a piece of real estate office stationery. (The office is located in another state.)

• starter logs
  Earl Grey
  Kotex regular pads
  movies returned
  something sweet

There has to be a good story behind this list. Tell us your best guess.

bravedave wrote:As I was walking into the grocery store I dropped my keys. When I bent down to pick them up, they were lying next to a piece of paper, which I retrieved. There was no one else around who might have dropped it, so I stuck it in my pocket and trudged on. When I got inside I read it -- it was a grocery list. It was written on the back of a piece of real estate office stationery. (The office is located in another state.)

• starter logs
  Earl Grey
  Kotex regular pads
  movies returned
  something sweet

There has to be a good story behind this list. Tell us your best guess.

I would guess that the list didn't belong to the person who dropped it (ie-- someone was shopping for the lady). I don't think if it were her list she'd need to write out Kotex regular pads! Well, part of the story...

comemonday wrote:

bravedave wrote:As I was walking into the grocery store I dropped my keys. When I bent down to pick them up, they were lying next to a piece of paper, which I retrieved. There was no one else around who might have dropped it, so I stuck it in my pocket and trudged on. When I got inside I read it -- it was a grocery list. It was written on the back of a piece of real estate office stationery. (The office is located in another state.)

• starter logs
  Earl Grey
  Kotex regular pads
  movies returned
  something sweet

There has to be a good story behind this list. Tell us your best guess.

I would guess that the list didn't belong to the person who dropped it (ie-- someone was shopping for the lady). I don't think if it were her list she'd need to write out Kotex regular pads! Well, part of the story...

somewhere there is a guy with icepick wounds and aflame...

"I never thought this would happen to me..."

oops, wrong forum.

some poor guy was trying to ward off PMS.....

sunseeker wrote:some poor guy was trying to ward off PMS.....

if he really loved her he'd go to Costco and get her an 80 pack of the Kotex, thus saving face for a few months at the neighborhood grocery.

ph4ever wrote:

sunseeker wrote:some poor guy was trying to ward off PMS.....

if he really loved her he'd go to Costco and get her an 80 pack of the Kotex, thus saving face for a few months at the neighborhood grocery.

if he really loved her, he'd have said, "here are the keys. think of this as an adventure in preparedness and forethought"

RinglingRingling wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

sunseeker wrote:some poor guy was trying to ward off PMS.....

if he really loved her he'd go to Costco and get her an 80 pack of the Kotex, thus saving face for a few months at the neighborhood grocery.

if he really loved her, he'd have said, "here are the keys. think of this as an adventure in preparedness and forethought"

I can only imagine where one of those starter logs would wind up.

Capt. Jean-Luc Picard was in town, Dr. Crusher asked him to pick up a few things.

LIPH wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

sunseeker wrote:some poor guy was trying to ward off PMS.....

if he really loved her he'd go to Costco and get her an 80 pack of the Kotex, thus saving face for a few months at the neighborhood grocery.

if he really loved her, he'd have said, "here are the keys. think of this as an adventure in preparedness and forethought"

I can only imagine where one of those starter logs would wind up.

bravedave wrote:As I was walking into the grocery store I dropped my keys. When I bent down to pick them up, they were lying next to a piece of paper, which I retrieved. There was no one else around who might have dropped it, so I stuck it in my pocket and trudged on. When I got inside I read it -- it was a grocery list. It was written on the back of a piece of real estate office stationery. (The office is located in another state.)

• starter logs
  Earl Grey
  Kotex regular pads
  movies returned
  something sweet

There has to be a good story behind this list. Tell us your best guess.

With or without wings?

LIPH wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

sunseeker wrote:some poor guy was trying to ward off PMS.....

if he really loved her he'd go to Costco and get her an 80 pack of the Kotex, thus saving face for a few months at the neighborhood grocery.

if he really loved her, he'd have said, "here are the keys. think of this as an adventure in preparedness and forethought"

I can only imagine where one of those starter logs would wind up.

perhaps. but there are some things a guy doesn't need to buy for others.

Desdamona wrote:"Found" is one of my favorite websites!
http://www.foundmagazine.com

The guy who wrote the note on the street.....at least he spelled sh!+ right.

sunseeker wrote:some poor guy was trying to ward off PMS.....

not warding off, paying the ransome

And you know, he's a dead man when he walks into the house and she asks for her "something sweet." Because WHATEVER he pulls out of the bag, that is NOT what she had in mind, and she is now disapointed and questioning where thier relationship is going and how he does not understand her needs. All the poor sap did was follow her list and buy her "something sweet."

I wouldn't have to buy her anything sweet, she'd already have me.

LIPH wrote:I wouldn't have to buy her anything sweet, she'd already have me.

awwww.....

citcat gets out her hip boots just in case

LIPH wrote:I wouldn't have to buy her anything sweet, she'd already have me.

Heimlich.. paging Dr. Heimlich...

Tequila Revenge wrote:

sunseeker wrote:some poor guy was trying to ward off PMS.....

not warding off, paying the ransome

And you know, he's a dead man when he walks into the house and she asks for her "something sweet." Because WHATEVER he pulls out of the bag, that is NOT what she had in mind, and she is now disapointed and questioning where thier relationship is going and how he does not understand her needs. All the poor sap did was follow her list and buy her "something sweet."

from personal experience, you don't roll over and take the undeserved beating on this one.

How about a well-deserved wedging or a ??