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I had to try the LifePredictor...

"Your Personnel expected death date is 12 June 2035
You have excatly 10419 days to live. Have a nice day."

It tells me when I'm going to die...then tells me to have a nice day??

BN name-Sewage Worker
Firsti Name-Jungle Explorer
First Middle last-Prime Minister

Put in my name: A job where I work from 12-1 on days that have a W in them.

My wife's name: Goal Scoring superstar

A girl I know who is a huge slut: Prostitute!!!

OK

the name I go by = Air Steward

my first name = Pole Dancer

my BN name = Professional hippy

my first and last =astrologer
my first and last with the JR. = gigolo

my first, middle and last =prime minister


my first,middle and last with the JR. =
evil boss

regular name = animal therapist
with middle = rally car driver (they've never seen my drive have they?)
BN name ==Anything but what you're doing now
maiden name = SPINSTER WITH CATS

So I went back and tried different variations....

Janice= Kids TV Presenter

Jan (what friends and fam call me) = p*** star

First and last name = Prostitute

BN name = Heavyweight Boxer

First name: Nun
Last name: Playing for Rangers
Full name : Puppeteer
BN name: Stunt person

Put them all together you get

I'm a Puppeteering stunt-nun for the Rangers

I just tried the E-mail predictor
It told me ,and I Quote,

"Your email means that you IS a scholar"

First name only: Paleantologist
Full name: Permanent Temp (uh-oh)
BN Name: Mermaid

Jimmy: Stripper
James William Buffett: p*** Star
I guess that adds up to the "shameless performer" he claims to be....

hawaiiboy, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.

First name: Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work?.
Last Name: Stunt Person
Full Name: p*** Star

A PIRATE!!!!!!

BINGO!

Mien si Game show contestant.

Funny thing is I was almost just that as I got flown out to LA to be on Weakest link a few years ago and made it to the final talent pool and spent the day at the studio but didn't get on for whatever reason....

it says i should be emperor of all the world


whooohoooo!!!

Now I know why I like to be called Dave

Dave = Superhero
Dave + last name = Cowboy

David = As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in
David + last name = Nursery Teacher

BN name = Reality TV Show star

poohbear1324 wrote:BN name-Sewage Worker
Firsti Name-Jungle Explorer
First Middle last-Prime Minister

pooh, now that one does make sense!!!

Did the LIFE PREDICTOR too.

Hi Nancy
Your Personnel expected death date is 04 December 2027
You have excatly 7672 days to live. Have a nice day.

21 more years and I'll be pushing 80. All this time I thought red wine makes you live longer.

I got Prime Minister, and my wife got pole dancer. Interesting combo.

Lynn - Litter Warden
Lady - Clown
Lynn MI Lastname - Traffic Warden
Lynn Lastname (what I go by) - Mermaid

So I am Traffic/Litter Clown Warden Mermaid?

I am only gonna make it to 79 ...... thats not long to spend all my retirement money!

Jamie, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.

Dally, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.

el mojito, Your ideal job is a Heavyweight Boxer.