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Hmmmmm...

Posted: December 6, 2006 10:00 am
by Conolulu
Really bizarre and cracked me up! :lol: :lol:

poor woman....

Flatulence Forces Plane to Land

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.
An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.
The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.
The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.
"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."
The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.

Posted: December 6, 2006 10:05 am
by rednekkPH
I see a new Samuel L. Jackson movie in the works..."Farts on a Plane".

Posted: December 6, 2006 10:08 am
by LIPH
There's mother f**kin' farts on this mother f**kin' plane!!!

Posted: December 6, 2006 10:14 am
by alphabits
First there was Airport
Then there was Airport 1975
Then there was Airport '77

Now, after 30 years, Universal Pictures brings you the Airport movie for the 21st century .......

Airport 2007 - Scent of a Woman

Posted: December 6, 2006 10:15 am
by Conolulu
alphabits wrote:First there was Airport
Then there was Airport 1975
Then there was Airport '77

Now, after 30 years, Universal Pictures brings you the Airport movie for the 21st century .......

Airport 2007 - Scent of a Woman
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: December 6, 2006 10:21 am
by cocotel
alphabits wrote:First there was Airport
Then there was Airport 1975
Then there was Airport '77

Now, after 30 years, Universal Pictures brings you the Airport movie for the 21st century .......

Airport 2007 - Scent of a Woman
SPEW!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Posted: December 6, 2006 10:34 am
by comemonday
Seriously, though, that POOR lady!

Posted: December 6, 2006 10:37 am
by Conolulu
cocotel wrote:
alphabits wrote:First there was Airport
Then there was Airport 1975
Then there was Airport '77

Now, after 30 years, Universal Pictures brings you the Airport movie for the 21st century .......

Airport 2007 - Scent of a Woman
SPEW!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Maybe I should have titled the thread "phhhhhht" instead of "hmmmmm"


:wink: :lol:

Posted: December 6, 2006 11:22 am
by ph4ever
Conolulu wrote:
cocotel wrote:
alphabits wrote:First there was Airport
Then there was Airport 1975
Then there was Airport '77

Now, after 30 years, Universal Pictures brings you the Airport movie for the 21st century .......

Airport 2007 - Scent of a Woman
SPEW!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Maybe I should have titled the thread "phhhhhht" instead of "hmmmmm"


:wink: :lol:
all I can say is you going hmmmmmmmmmm made me go Image

Re: Hmmmmm...

Posted: December 6, 2006 11:25 am
by Dezdmona
Conolulu wrote:...admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor,"
Image

Posted: December 6, 2006 11:25 am
by ToplessRideFL
comemonday wrote:Seriously, though, that POOR lady!
agreed...but you dont light a match on a plane.... period. Thats what this is all about..... not the Flatulence :-?

Re: Hmmmmm...

Posted: December 6, 2006 11:34 am
by ~Hippolyte~
Conolulu wrote:.....The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.
Maybe she wasn't charged, but she was left in Nashville, which is still 650 miles from her destination of Dallas. I wonder if her luggage made the trip without her?

Posted: December 6, 2006 11:39 am
by AdamBomb8
Image

Posted: December 6, 2006 12:21 pm
by CapnK
alphabits wrote:First there was Airport
Then there was Airport 1975
Then there was Airport '77

Now, after 30 years, Universal Pictures brings you the Airport movie for the 21st century .......

Airport 2007 - Stench of a Woman
fixed it for you.

Re: Hmmmmm...

Posted: December 6, 2006 12:39 pm
by SharkOnLand
Conolulu wrote:She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.
It's called 'gas'.

Posted: December 6, 2006 12:45 pm
by Cubbie Bear
Farts are about the hardest thing in the world to live down. I didn't go, but Denise J. was most remembered at our 30th reunion as "the girl that farted in Mr Flynn's english class"