Just making sure...

[TropicalTroubador]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them suddenly collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed and unfocused when his buddy pulls his eyelids open.

The distraught hunter pulls his satelite phone out of his vest pocket and calls the emergency services number. Very excitedly, he blurts out: "I think my friend is dead! He's not breathing! What should I do?" The operator says: "OK, just calm down, I can help you. I know you are afraid, but we'll get through this together. Now, first, let’s make sure he’s dead."

There is a brief silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

[ragtopW]

[aeroparrot]

I knew a few people in Vermont like this.

[Liminone]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them suddenly collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed and unfocused when his buddy pulls his eyelids open.

The distraught hunter pulls his satelite phone out of his vest pocket and calls the emergency services number. Very excitedly, he blurts out: "I think my friend is dead! He's not breathing! What should I do?" The operator says: "OK, just calm down, I can help you. I know you are afraid, but we'll get through this together. Now, first, let’s make sure he’s dead."

There is a brief silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Sorry, that's just wrong.

[unclejohn]

[VanillaGrl]