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'Santa Claus does not exist' school tells stunned kids
Posted: December 20, 2006 11:04 am
by captenuta
This story is out of London. Any thoughts on this?
I think it was totaly miss guided and mean spirited.
"A primary school has been accused of spoiling Christmas for pupils after a lesson telling them that Santa Claus does not exist.
Children as young as nine were told that only 'small children believe in Father Christmas'.
And yesterday their parents criticised teachers for taking the 'magic' out of the festive period."
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/arti ... article.do
Posted: December 20, 2006 11:08 am
by buffettbride
my daughter figured it out last year. it was a bit disappointing, but the average age in the US for kids to stop believing is 8.
i'd be a little frustrated with the school i'd imagine, but sheesh, it's the parents who have been perpetuating a big, fat lie for so long.
i think cubbie posted this for me last year after i was so devastated, 3 weeks before xmas, that my daughter was on to us. at our house, as long as you still believe, santa still comes, whether you are 8 or 80.
http://www.juntadeandalucia.es/averroes ... arvir0.htm
Posted: December 20, 2006 11:09 am
by springparrot
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/arti ... article.do
try this link.
And I think it is horrible!!!
This is not the school's job

Posted: December 20, 2006 11:09 am
by ToplessRideFL
Posted: December 20, 2006 11:15 am
by Quiet and Shy
Sounds like someone who doesn't like Christmas wanted to spoil it for others...it wasn't their place.
BTW, did anyone else notice the story about the guy receiving a $6 million settlement for a work head injury that caused him to crave sex?

Posted: December 20, 2006 11:17 am
by comemonday
Up to the parents.... but I LOVE those scared of Santa pics; I remember them from last year... here's a direct link:
http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl- ... y?index=15
Posted: December 20, 2006 11:19 am
by carolinagirl
I remember those last year!
They're funny!

Posted: December 20, 2006 11:20 am
by RinglingRingling
Quiet and Shy wrote:Sounds like someone who doesn't like Christmas wanted to spoil it for others...it wasn't their place.
BTW, did anyone else notice the story about the guy receiving a $6 million settlement for a work head injury that caused him to crave sex?

is this your way of claiming most guys have had head injuries in the past dear?

Posted: December 20, 2006 11:25 am
by SharkOnLand
buffettbride wrote:as long as you still believe, santa still comes, whether you are 8 or 80.
I've taken this stance since I 'figured it out' when I was little....
The spirit of Santa lives on, in the hearts of those who give gifts.
Posted: December 20, 2006 11:31 am
by captenuta
These were great. Some of these Santa's look totally hammered.
Posted: December 20, 2006 11:58 am
by Conolulu
There IS too a Santa!
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Posted: December 20, 2006 12:01 pm
by CapnK
captenuta wrote:
These were great. Some of these Santa's look totally hammered.
hammered and enjoying little kids sitting on their laps a little too much. Scary stuff.

Posted: December 20, 2006 1:19 pm
by johnson2113
Posted: December 20, 2006 1:49 pm
by flipflopgirl
Posted: December 20, 2006 1:50 pm
by RinglingRingling
they're British.. they'd probably like it.
Posted: December 20, 2006 2:43 pm
by Wino you know
I can't believe these kids are that friggin'
DUMB that they'd believe some fat slob could fit through a chimney with a huge sack full of toys and other crap.
How can they not be on to him? over 1 billion stops on ONE night in a little sleigh with junk for EVERYBODY?
I'm no scrooge, but COME ON! (Not much of a scrooge, anyway).
I figured it out when I was 8 and noticed that every time Santa Claus came to our house, my Uncle Jim's Rambler was parked in our driveway.
My father would tell me it was just a coincidence, while my mother told me the Rambler was Santa's present to Uncle Jim.
Then, when I got BOTH of my parents together, I asked them which one had been lying to me.
Watching them try to wiggle out of that one was more fun than watching a monkey screw a football.
NOW USE YOUR G.D. HEAD, KIDS-US FAT PEOPLE
CANNOT GET DOWN YOUR STUPID CHIMNEY.
Now shut up, get to bed, and DON'T forget to leave beer & nachos out for ol' Santa. You idiots!
OH! And Merry Christmas.

Posted: December 20, 2006 4:36 pm
by jonesbeach10
Wino you know wrote:I can't believe these kids are that friggin'
DUMB that they'd believe some fat slob could fit through a chimney with a huge sack full of toys and other crap.
How can they not be on to him? over 1 billion stops on ONE night in a little sleigh with junk for EVERYBODY?
I'm no scrooge, but COME ON! (Not much of a scrooge, anyway).
I figured it out when I was 8 and noticed that every time Santa Claus came to our house, my Uncle Jim's Rambler was parked in our driveway.
My father would tell me it was just a coincidence, while my mother told me the Rambler was Santa's present to Uncle Jim.
Then, when I got BOTH of my parents together, I asked them which one had been lying to me.
Watching them try to wiggle out of that one was more fun than watching a monkey screw a football.
NOW USE YOUR G.D. HEAD, KIDS-US FAT PEOPLE
CANNOT GET DOWN YOUR STUPID CHIMNEY.
Now shut up, get to bed, and DON'T forget to leave beer & nachos out for ol' Santa. You idiots!
OH! And Merry Christmas.

I don't know if I should be disturbed or laughing my @$$ off!

Posted: December 20, 2006 4:38 pm
by ToplessRideFL
Posted: December 20, 2006 5:46 pm
by TommyBahama
Wino you know wrote:I can't believe these kids are that friggin'
DUMB that they'd believe some fat slob could fit through a chimney with a huge sack full of toys and other crap.
How can they not be on to him? over 1 billion stops on ONE night in a little sleigh with junk for EVERYBODY?
I'm no scrooge, but COME ON! (Not much of a scrooge, anyway).
I figured it out when I was 8 and noticed that every time Santa Claus came to our house, my Uncle Jim's Rambler was parked in our driveway.
My father would tell me it was just a coincidence, while my mother told me the Rambler was Santa's present to Uncle Jim.
Then, when I got BOTH of my parents together, I asked them which one had been lying to me.
Watching them try to wiggle out of that one was more fun than watching a monkey screw a football.
NOW USE YOUR G.D. HEAD, KIDS-US FAT PEOPLE
CANNOT GET DOWN YOUR STUPID CHIMNEY.
Now shut up, get to bed, and DON'T forget to leave beer & nachos out for ol' Santa. You idiots!
OH! And Merry Christmas.

What about the magic dust!!!!!!!!!
Posted: December 20, 2006 6:30 pm
by ragtopW