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Posted: **December 21, 2006 2:54 pm**

So some Jumper Cables walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender responded, "Sure, but don't start anything...."

Posted: **December 21, 2006 3:22 pm**

Have you seen the commercias for the B & D car starter.... how cool is that...it plugs into the cig lighter

Posted: **December 21, 2006 3:26 pm**

ToplessRideFL wrote:

Have you seen the commercias for the B & D car starter.... how cool is that...it plugs into the cig lighter

I bet that will charge up a lot of things with batteries!

Posted: **December 21, 2006 3:41 pm**

That is Baaaad!

Did you hear the one about the skeleton that walked into a bar and ordered a beer...........and a mop?

Posted: **December 21, 2006 6:16 pm**

Posted: **December 21, 2006 6:46 pm**

Posted: **December 21, 2006 6:50 pm**

.....and then there's the one about the duck that walked into the bar. When the bartender asked how he was going pay, he said, "just put it on my bill."

Posted: **December 21, 2006 10:57 pm**

ToplessRideFL wrote:

Have you seen the commercias for the B & D car starter.... how cool is that...it plugs into the cig lighter

Only cool for someone who needs one.

Posted: **December 21, 2006 11:00 pm**

another bad but good one:

two TV antennas got married. the wedding was nice but the reception was awful!

Posted: **December 21, 2006 11:17 pm**

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

(Wait for it...)

Posted: **December 23, 2006 5:10 pm**

Posted: **December 23, 2006 7:00 pm**

bravedave wrote:A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

(Wait for it...)

I did have to wait....and THEN I went GROOOOOANN!!

Posted: **December 24, 2006 9:16 am**

bravedave wrote:A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

(Wait for it...)

Posted: **December 25, 2006 3:56 pm**