Turner Brown

Buffettfansphriend · Post by **Buffettfansphriend** » December 28, 2006 7:02 pm

A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."

The skinny little man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, what's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little skinny guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

"I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weighs 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought You said, "Turn around"

aeroparrot · Post by **aeroparrot** » December 28, 2006 7:05 pm

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saltshaker1 · Post by **saltshaker1** » December 28, 2006 11:18 pm

OMG!!!!

parrotpartygod · Post by **parrotpartygod** » December 29, 2006 12:49 pm

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