Ladies i'm starting a campaign

miphinz · Post by **miphinz** » January 5, 2007 3:07 pm

sit down relax get off your feet
feel free to pee while you sit on the seat

MacPhin · Post by **MacPhin** » January 5, 2007 3:07 pm

CUparrot wrote:What I was going to say is similar to what BB said:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
please be neat and wipe the seat

My grandmother used to have this on a little cross-stiched thing hanging on the wall of her bathroom.

i HAVE that sign in my downstairs bathroom.. more for the guys though.

back in the dark ages when i was a wee one, my grandmother and mother taught me to NEVER SIT ON A PUBLIC TOILET SEAT!!!! i still don't. i squat. if i get some sprinkle on the seat, i wipe it up.
case closed.

those that leave the seats & stalls a mess are most likely the same people who...
a.) litter
b.) don't care about anything but themselves
c.) don't teach their kids any manners, respect for others or not to litter

jmo

carolinagirl · Post by **carolinagirl** » January 5, 2007 3:09 pm

miphinz wrote:SIT down, relax, get off your feet,
feel free to pee while you SIT on the seat

Brilliant!

creeky · Post by **creeky** » January 5, 2007 3:10 pm

We have a different issue in our Sydney office - there are signs for "no standing on the seats" ... you go to "sit" and there are feet marks all over the seats

- a high asian presence - who are used to "squatting" ..

carolinagirl · Post by **carolinagirl** » January 5, 2007 3:18 pm

creeky wrote:We have a different issue in our Sydney office - there are signs for "no standing on the seats" ... you go to "sit" and there are feet marks all over the seats - a high asian presence - who are used to "squatting" ..

See, no matter how bad we think it is, someone has it worse!

But maybe if they stand on the seat, their aim is better and they don't pee on the seat? Nah... can't see it... probably pee and dirt mixed on the seats!

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » January 5, 2007 3:20 pm

creeky wrote:We have a different issue in our Sydney office - there are signs for "no standing on the seats" ... you go to "sit" and there are feet marks all over the seats - a high asian presence - who are used to "squatting" ..

You need to smear Vaseline on the seats to make them slippery. After they slip and fall in a few times they'll modify their practices.

creeky · Post by **creeky** » January 5, 2007 3:21 pm

carolinagirl wrote:
creeky wrote:We have a different issue in our Sydney office - there are signs for "no standing on the seats" ... you go to "sit" and there are feet marks all over the seats - a high asian presence - who are used to "squatting" ..

See, no matter how bad we think it is, someone has it worse!

But maybe if they stand on the seat, their aim is better and they don't pee on the seat? Nah... can't see it... probably pee and dirt mixed on the seats!

You got it! I am a sitter - I have survived 40+ years and not gotten sick from it yet.

We have people at work that are that paranoid, that they use the paper towel that is there to dry your hands, to hold handles to open and close the doors .......

Like .. .do they use them when pushing a shopping card? that is supposed to be the worst place to pick up germs

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » January 5, 2007 3:21 pm

rednekkPH wrote:
creeky wrote:We have a different issue in our Sydney office - there are signs for "no standing on the seats" ... you go to "sit" and there are feet marks all over the seats - a high asian presence - who are used to "squatting" ..
You need to smear Vaseline on the seats to make them slippery. After they slip and fall in a few times they'll modify their practices.

Squirting baby oil would be more efficient and you wouldn't really have to touch the seat. Spray and go, baby.

MacPhin · Post by **MacPhin** » January 5, 2007 3:24 pm

buffettbride wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
creeky wrote:We have a different issue in our Sydney office - there are signs for "no standing on the seats" ... you go to "sit" and there are feet marks all over the seats - a high asian presence - who are used to "squatting" ..
You need to smear Vaseline on the seats to make them slippery. After they slip and fall in a few times they'll modify their practices.
Squirting baby oil would be more efficient and you wouldn't really have to touch the seat. Spray and go, baby.

creeky · Post by **creeky** » January 5, 2007 3:24 pm

ok .. so when I was in Vietnam last feb, we were Ho Chi Minhs place ... and I need to "go" and asked the guide for a bathroom - and he directed me to one ...

I walked in - and my friend swears she has never seen me move so fast

I WAS OUT OF THERE!

It was just a huge room - with open places to "squat" ..... and all I saw was a woman squated .... her bum up in the air in front of me and everything to see

And it stank ...

I went back to the guide and says "WESTERN TOILET"

I have poor balance cause I am partially hearing impaired - can you imagine that

- no sqautting for this aussie!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » January 5, 2007 3:26 pm

MacPhin wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
creeky wrote:We have a different issue in our Sydney office - there are signs for "no standing on the seats" ... you go to "sit" and there are feet marks all over the seats - a high asian presence - who are used to "squatting" ..
You need to smear Vaseline on the seats to make them slippery. After they slip and fall in a few times they'll modify their practices.
Squirting baby oil would be more efficient and you wouldn't really have to touch the seat. Spray and go, baby.

Bonus: Stir Fry

MacPhin · Post by **MacPhin** » January 5, 2007 3:52 pm

buffettbride wrote:
MacPhin wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
creeky wrote:We have a different issue in our Sydney office - there are signs for "no standing on the seats" ... you go to "sit" and there are feet marks all over the seats - a high asian presence - who are used to "squatting" ..
You need to smear Vaseline on the seats to make them slippery. After they slip and fall in a few times they'll modify their practices.
Squirting baby oil would be more efficient and you wouldn't really have to touch the seat. Spray and go, baby.

Bonus: Stir Fry

you are sick BB. too damn funny.

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » January 5, 2007 4:06 pm

Right after college while looking for a real job, I janitored for a Montgomery Wards corporate office. Seven floors a Mens and Womans washroom on each floor. Cleaned each three times in the morning and three times in the afternoon. The horror stories I could tell you of the Womans washrooms would sicken you (or maybe not, Jenny

) Every level, with the exception of the mail room level (entirely different story) the womans was sickening and the mens was usually a one minute touch up. AND THESE WERE CORPORATE EXECUTIVE TYPE B*TCH'S

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » January 5, 2007 4:58 pm

Indiana Jolly Mon wrote:Here is my idea for a slogan:

"You don't have a d**K, so sit your ass down!"

Too offensive??

I like this one!!!!!!!

pbans · Post by **pbans** » January 5, 2007 5:03 pm

creeky wrote:
You got it! I am a sitter - I have survived 40+ years and not gotten sick from it yet.

We have people at work that are that paranoid, that they use the paper towel that is there to dry your hands, to hold handles to open and close the doors .......

Like .. .do they use them when pushing a shopping card? that is supposed to be the worst place to pick up germs

I am a sitter....but I NOT a toucher.....I am one of the paper towel people....and I carry wipes to wipe the shopping cart....I avoid touching handrails when ever possible...and will purell my hands after if I have to....my family knows to open doors because I don't touch doorknobs...yeah, I have issues.......

creeky · Post by **creeky** » January 5, 2007 5:55 pm

pbans wrote:
creeky wrote:
You got it! I am a sitter - I have survived 40+ years and not gotten sick from it yet.

We have people at work that are that paranoid, that they use the paper towel that is there to dry your hands, to hold handles to open and close the doors .......

Like .. .do they use them when pushing a shopping card? that is supposed to be the worst place to pick up germs
I am a sitter....but I NOT a toucher.....I am one of the paper towel people....and I carry wipes to wipe the shopping cart....I avoid touching handrails when ever possible...and will purell my hands after if I have to....my family knows to open doors because I don't touch doorknobs...yeah, I have issues.......

We all got issues - so dont worry about that one .... mine involves the piece of paper in the butter/margarine tub - but we wont go there with that one - its a little weird

I just figure - we all touch money ..... its gotta be germy ..... but - I think we build up a resistance .. so

I go to the bathroom - in a public place - if there is only one cubicle free, and I "gotta go or die" .... and it has dribble - I will clean it up and just sit - I am still alive

Finsupinfla · Post by **Finsupinfla** » January 5, 2007 6:21 pm

PIA · Post by **PIA** » January 5, 2007 7:45 pm

"DON'T HOVER....COVER!"

then have like a picture of someone either putting toilet paper on the seat or those things that some bathrooms have that u put on the seat to cover it up....

Big Phan · Post by **Big Phan** » January 5, 2007 8:05 pm

All I gots to add to this...thanks for the belly laughs!!!

Ok, I guess I do have something to add. For me, bathrooms used to be be a 'no eye contact' type of place. Now I catch myself looking at people as they come out of a stall to determine if I want to enter that stall.

And my vote is "YES" - we need a campaign to stop the sprinkles!

Tequila Revenge · Post by **Tequila Revenge** » January 5, 2007 9:12 pm

I never realized this is such a serious problem. Time to inform Nancy Pelosi the seriousness of women who insist on going wee wee like they have a pee pee. She can get the new legislation on her first 100 hours list.