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creeky wrote:ok .. so when I was in Vietnam last feb, we were Ho Chi Minhs place ... and I need to "go" and asked the guide for a bathroom - and he directed me to one ...

I walked in - and my friend swears she has never seen me move so fast :o I WAS OUT OF THERE!

It was just a huge room - with open places to "squat" ..... and all I saw was a woman squated .... her bum up in the air in front of me and everything to see :o :o :roll: :roll:

And it stank ...

I went back to the guide and says "WESTERN TOILET" :lol: :lol:

I have poor balance cause I am partially hearing impaired - can you imagine that :o :o :o - no sqautting for this aussie!
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Girls, what's the percentage of you that wash your hands afterwards?
Believe me, you don't want to know how many guys walk right past the sink on the way out. If there's one place to EVER wash your hands, it's after using a public restroom. :o
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most women i see wash their hands.
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creeky wrote:ok .. so when I was in Vietnam last feb, we were Ho Chi Minhs place ... and I need to "go" and asked the guide for a bathroom - and he directed me to one ...

I walked in - and my friend swears she has never seen me move so fast :o I WAS OUT OF THERE!

It was just a huge room - with open places to "squat" ..... and all I saw was a woman squated .... her bum up in the air in front of me and everything to see :o :o :roll: :roll:

And it stank ...

I went back to the guide and says "WESTERN TOILET" :lol: :lol:

I have poor balance cause I am partially hearing impaired - can you imagine that :o :o :o - no sqautting for this aussie!
We were in the National Museum in Tokyo- the entire place was spotless, but the bathrooms (mostly squatters) STANK!! Everywhere we went with a squatter was just foul- why people there think it's more sanitary is beyond me. But I did have to use one somewhere (can't remember where we were), and I was very proud of myself- I did not get wet or get my pants/undies in the nasty wet stuff!!
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chippewa wrote:Girls, what's the percentage of you that wash your hands afterwards?
Believe me, you don't want to know how many guys walk right past the sink on the way out. If there's one place to EVER wash your hands, it's after using a public restroom. :o
obsessive-compulsive handwasher.......part of the "issue"......it literally makes me sick to my stomach to think about walking out of a restroom without washing my hands.....
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chippewa wrote:Girls, what's the percentage of you that wash your hands afterwards?
Believe me, you don't want to know how many guys walk right past the sink on the way out. If there's one place to EVER wash your hands, it's after using a public restroom. :o
ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i have seen women who walk out without washing!!!!!!! [smilie=puking.gif] [smilie=puking.gif] [smilie=puking.gif] [smilie=puking.gif] [smilie=puking.gif] [smilie=puking.gif]
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chippewa wrote:Girls, what's the percentage of you that wash your hands afterwards?
Believe me, you don't want to know how many guys walk right past the sink on the way out. If there's one place to EVER wash your hands, it's after using a public restroom. :o
So that's why public restrooms have sinks! :o :lol: :wink: :wink:

I thought they were an extra amenity...you know, for little kids to play in while waiting on Mom. :roll: :wink:
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Boy, I'm glad I've never encountered this. My worst nightmare has been being in a rush and finding there is no paper after the fact. Some times it can be a while for someone to come in and slip ya some.
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I guess this would be the wrong place to discuss the pro's of gloden showers huh? :lol: :pirate:
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chippewa wrote:Girls, what's the percentage of you that wash your hands afterwards?
Believe me, you don't want to know how many guys walk right past the sink on the way out. If there's one place to EVER wash your hands, it's after using a public restroom. :o

I always wash mine. I hate when you hear a flush and the door open immediately after. When that happens I hope to God no one tries to shake my hand.

My pet peeve... You enter the bathroom and you hear someone say hello from a stall. You reply "Hello" and they say "I'm not talking to you, I'm on the phone." Why would anyone want to be talking on the phone during a nature call?
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MalibuRumGirl wrote:
chippewa wrote:Girls, what's the percentage of you that wash your hands afterwards?
Believe me, you don't want to know how many guys walk right past the sink on the way out. If there's one place to EVER wash your hands, it's after using a public restroom. :o

I always wash mine. I hate when you hear a flush and the door open immediately after. When that happens I hope to God no one tries to shake my hand.

My pet peeve... You enter the bathroom and you hear someone say hello from a stall. You reply "Hello" and they say "I'm not talking to you, I'm on the phone." Why would anyone want to be talking on the phone during a nature call?
Well...it's the only time that someone will TRULY give a crap when they're talking to you. :pirate:
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flipflopgirl wrote:
chippewa wrote:Girls, what's the percentage of you that wash your hands afterwards?
Believe me, you don't want to know how many guys walk right past the sink on the way out. If there's one place to EVER wash your hands, it's after using a public restroom. :o
ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i have seen women who walk out without washing!!!!!!! [smilie=puking.gif] [smilie=puking.gif] [smilie=puking.gif] [smilie=puking.gif] [smilie=puking.gif] [smilie=puking.gif]
So have I!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
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MalibuRumGirl wrote:
chippewa wrote:Girls, what's the percentage of you that wash your hands afterwards?
Believe me, you don't want to know how many guys walk right past the sink on the way out. If there's one place to EVER wash your hands, it's after using a public restroom. :o

I always wash mine. I hate when you hear a flush and the door open immediately after. When that happens I hope to God no one tries to shake my hand.

My pet peeve... You enter the bathroom and you hear someone say hello from a stall. You reply "Hello" and they say "I'm not talking to you, I'm on the phone." Why would anyone want to be talking on the phone during a nature call?
Exactly!!!! :roll:
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spoonerhizolehound wrote:
MalibuRumGirl wrote:
chippewa wrote:Girls, what's the percentage of you that wash your hands afterwards?
Believe me, you don't want to know how many guys walk right past the sink on the way out. If there's one place to EVER wash your hands, it's after using a public restroom. :o

I always wash mine. I hate when you hear a flush and the door open immediately after. When that happens I hope to God no one tries to shake my hand.

My pet peeve... You enter the bathroom and you hear someone say hello from a stall. You reply "Hello" and they say "I'm not talking to you, I'm on the phone." Why would anyone want to be talking on the phone during a nature call?
Well...it's the only time that someone will TRULY give a crap when they're talking to you. :pirate:

LOLOLOL!!!
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chippewa wrote:Girls, what's the percentage of you that wash your hands afterwards?
Believe me, you don't want to know how many guys walk right past the sink on the way out. If there's one place to EVER wash your hands, it's after using a public restroom. :o
Epidimiology studies of public bathrooms show that the dirtiest thing there is the doorknob ...so maybe the sinks should be outside the restroom
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SIT WHEN YOU SH|T AND DON'T MISS WHEN YOU P|SS!!!

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spoonerhizolehound wrote:
MalibuRumGirl wrote:
chippewa wrote:Girls, what's the percentage of you that wash your hands afterwards?
Believe me, you don't want to know how many guys walk right past the sink on the way out. If there's one place to EVER wash your hands, it's after using a public restroom. :o

I always wash mine. I hate when you hear a flush and the door open immediately after. When that happens I hope to God no one tries to shake my hand.

My pet peeve... You enter the bathroom and you hear someone say hello from a stall. You reply "Hello" and they say "I'm not talking to you, I'm on the phone." Why would anyone want to be talking on the phone during a nature call?
Well...it's the only time that someone will TRULY give a crap when they're talking to you. :pirate:
:o :o :o :o :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by creeky »

redwinemaker wrote:
chippewa wrote:Girls, what's the percentage of you that wash your hands afterwards?
Believe me, you don't want to know how many guys walk right past the sink on the way out. If there's one place to EVER wash your hands, it's after using a public restroom. :o
Epidimiology studies of public bathrooms show that the dirtiest thing there is the doorknob ...so maybe the sinks should be outside the restroom
And then they go shopping ... putting their hands on money that you may end up with ..... they push a shopping cart - that you might use next .... they might touch something in a store - that you pick up next ...

it goes on and on and on and on ...

I wash my hands - I do what I need to do - and dont worry about the "rest" of the people ..... you cannot control it unless you wore gloves 24/7
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Post by OceanCityGirl »

i use the paper towel to open the door.
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Cubbie Bear wrote:Right after college while looking for a real job, I janitored for a Montgomery Wards corporate office. Seven floors a Mens and Womans washroom on each floor. Cleaned each three times in the morning and three times in the afternoon. The horror stories I could tell you of the Womans washrooms would sicken you (or maybe not, Jenny :lol: ) Every level, with the exception of the mail room level (entirely different story) the womans was sickening and the mens was usually a one minute touch up. AND THESE WERE CORPORATE EXECUTIVE TYPE B*TCH'S
I've worked in Residential facilities and I can attest to Cubbie's experience.

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