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I realized today that I'm a "foot flusher." At public potties I flush with my foot and not my hands. I'm not a germaphobe, but potty handles frighten me.

I sparkled my potties at home last night and it was time to change the blue-flushie tablets. Nothing better to teach the yellow + blue = green lesson than blue-flushie tablets.
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buffettbride wrote:I realized today that I'm a "foot flusher." At public potties I flush with my foot and not my hands. I'm not a germaphobe, but potty handles frighten me.
I use my elbow when I flush the urinal. :lol:
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LIPH wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I realized today that I'm a "foot flusher." At public potties I flush with my foot and not my hands. I'm not a germaphobe, but potty handles frighten me.
I use my elbow when I flush the urinal. :lol:
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LIPH wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I realized today that I'm a "foot flusher." At public potties I flush with my foot and not my hands. I'm not a germaphobe, but potty handles frighten me.
I use my elbow when I flush the urinal. :lol:
I'm not sure if I'm amazed that someone invented the auto-flush urinal, or disgusted that someone had to. :-?
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chippewa wrote:
LIPH wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I realized today that I'm a "foot flusher." At public potties I flush with my foot and not my hands. I'm not a germaphobe, but potty handles frighten me.
I use my elbow when I flush the urinal. :lol:
I'm not sure if I'm amazed that someone invented the auto-flush urinal, or disgusted that someone had to. :-?
I love when pottys are self-flushing. :D It's how life should be.
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buffettbride wrote:
LIPH wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I realized today that I'm a "foot flusher." At public potties I flush with my foot and not my hands. I'm not a germaphobe, but potty handles frighten me.
I use my elbow when I flush the urinal. :lol:
Note to self: Don't lick Larry's elbows.
Only when I'm wearing long sleeves. If I'm wearing short sleeves I'll grab a paper towel and wrap that around the handle before I flush.
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LIPH wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
LIPH wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I realized today that I'm a "foot flusher." At public potties I flush with my foot and not my hands. I'm not a germaphobe, but potty handles frighten me.
I use my elbow when I flush the urinal. :lol:
Note to self: Don't lick Larry's elbows.
Only when I'm wearing long sleeves. If I'm wearing short sleeves I'll grab a paper towel and wrap that around the handle before I flush.
Addendum: OK to lick Larry's elbows on short-sleeve days.
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buffettbride wrote:I love when pottys are self-flushing. :D It's how life should be.
They inevitably flush while I'm still there, making me not such a fan; I do like the fact that at least it's flushed when you go in.
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buffettbride wrote:
LIPH wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I realized today that I'm a "foot flusher." At public potties I flush with my foot and not my hands. I'm not a germaphobe, but potty handles frighten me.
I use my elbow when I flush the urinal. :lol:
Note to self: Don't lick Larry's elbows.
:o :o :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I went to our sydney office for two days - and when I went to the bathroom - signs EVERYWHERE to sit on the seats and not stand .... and there were footprints - I had to find a cubicle that looked "free" of footprints :roll:
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footprints?? where??
There's this one particular harbor.....
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sunseeker wrote:footprints?? where??
On the seat .... they are very much a "multicultural" office - and some cultures that squat - go in and stand on the seats and squat instead of sitting. ...
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creeky wrote:
sunseeker wrote:footprints?? where??
On the seat .... they are very much a "multicultural" office - and some cultures that squat - go in and stand on the seats and squat instead of sitting. ...
:o :o :o :o
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creeky wrote:
sunseeker wrote:footprints?? where??
On the seat .... they are very much a "multicultural" office - and some cultures that squat - go in and stand on the seats and squat instead of sitting. ...
:o :o ewwwwww
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springparrot wrote:
creeky wrote:
sunseeker wrote:footprints?? where??
On the seat .... they are very much a "multicultural" office - and some cultures that squat - go in and stand on the seats and squat instead of sitting. ...
:o :o ewwwwww
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Ya know, I think I'm pretty open minded about things.. but I don't get the squatting on a seat you can SIT on. :o
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Wino you know wrote:SIT WHEN YOU SH|T AND DON'T MISS WHEN YOU P|SS!!!

now God dammit, that's funny!!!
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Post by creeky »

SMLCHNG wrote:Ya know, I think I'm pretty open minded about things.. but I don't get the squatting on a seat you can SIT on. :o
Well having had the pleasure of visiting Vietnam (and it was!) - I can see how they do it. They "squat" for everything .. the eat squatting .. they just hang around squating .. they pee squatting ...... they dont usually sit on seats - they just squat ...

I guess the sitting is something they are not used to ......

Kinda like asking a guy to sit down to pee I guess :lol:
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