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against women who pee standing up with the seat down. There isn't a bathroom I can go in anymore. And these women will see you waiting in line for their stall as the exit and know they are giving you a pee seat and don't even flinch.
So seriously i'm starting a campaign. I need a catchy slogan/rhyme to print out and stick on bathrooms everywhere and i need to make a website. Then I want public airtime to fight for my cause for women everywhere.
If you want to pee like a man lift up the seat like one.

I KNOW ! Why don't women use those paper toilet seat covers or even use toilet paper to cover the seat like I do? GAH !!

"NO PEEPEE ON THE SEATIE"

it's one of the most disgusting things. And then leave it for somebody else. I don't know if it's just worst here. There are times I'll go thru 8 stalls to find a clean one.

if you sprinkle while you tinkle
be a sweetie and wipe the seat-ie

What I was going to say is similar to what BB said:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
please be neat and wipe the seat

My grandmother used to have this on a little cross-stiched thing hanging on the wall of her bathroom.

And I totally agree. We've got to end this vicious cycle of wet toilet seats now. That is one of my pet peeves!

Why don't you just stand up and pee behind a tree?

Oh yeah, you're chicks...

Here is my idea for a slogan:

"You don't have a d**K, so sit your ass down!"

Too offensive??

Indiana Jolly Mon wrote:Here is my idea for a slogan:

"You don't have a d**K, so sit your ass down!"

Too offensive??

yep that sprinkle tinkle sweetie thing is just too nice for the b's. If your standing up, peeing, leaving it there and watching somebody enter after you you need something a bit tougher then that.

I usually say something like its women like you who make it so you think you have to keep your butt off the seat. If we would all just sit we would be fine! Of course I do it after I have locked the stall

buffettbride wrote:if you sprinkle while you tinkle
be a sweetie and wipe the seat-ie

Very good... I've felt like leaving that note in many a pottie...

This has been my pet pEE-ve for at least two decades, but it's a lost cause....

My mother taught me to put tp on the seat and sit on it.

Other moms are teaching their daughters the "hover," and it don't work!!!

I like the idea of lift the seat and pee like a man...

What I want to know is why is it that women who insist on squatting over a public toilet (because they're "icky") are the same women who couldn't possibly squat in the woods, therefore won't go camping (unless there is a toilet ... over which they will squat) ???

i've sat right down on potties my whole life and nothing bad has ever happened to me.

buffettbride wrote:i've sat right down on potties my whole life and nothing bad has ever happened to me.

Me too, unless it's a REALLY public bathroom, then I put tp down. I think if your ass is precious enough not to sit on a toilet seat, you should be lady-like enough to at least wipe it off!

comemonday wrote:

buffettbride wrote:i've sat right down on potties my whole life and nothing bad has ever happened to me.

Me too, unless it's a REALLY public bathroom, then I put tp down. I think if your ass is precious enough not to sit on a toilet seat, you should be lady-like enough to at least wipe it off!

I'm more of a "I'll hold it 'til I get home" kind of girl.

buffettbride wrote:

comemonday wrote:

buffettbride wrote:i've sat right down on potties my whole life and nothing bad has ever happened to me.

Me too, unless it's a REALLY public bathroom, then I put tp down. I think if your ass is precious enough not to sit on a toilet seat, you should be lady-like enough to at least wipe it off!

I'm more of a "I'll hold it 'til I get home" kind of girl.

Thats hard to do for a whole weekend

redwinemaker wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

comemonday wrote:

buffettbride wrote:i've sat right down on potties my whole life and nothing bad has ever happened to me.

Me too, unless it's a REALLY public bathroom, then I put tp down. I think if your ass is precious enough not to sit on a toilet seat, you should be lady-like enough to at least wipe it off!

I'm more of a "I'll hold it 'til I get home" kind of girl.

Thats hard to do for a whole weekend

Yeah. It sure is. I'll pee in the woods though. It's not like you really know if someone has already sat there. I just worry about peeing on my feet!

Indiana Jolly Mon wrote:Here is my idea for a slogan:

"You don't have a d**K, so sit your ass down!"

Too offensive??

SPEW!!!!!

redwinemaker wrote:What I want to know is why is it that women who insist on squatting over a public toilet (because they're "icky") are the same women who couldn't possibly squat in the woods, therefore won't go camping (unless there is a toilet ... over which they will squat) ???

or out in the middle of the lake..anchorged..and someone has to back to the dock, ..because they could not possibly pee in the lake?

fortunately it wasn't in our boat..cause I would be like..yeah well then you figure out what you're gonna go cause this boat's not going anywhere for 5 or 6 hrs...