Finish the line

JerryEng · Post by **JerryEng** » January 20, 2007 8:49 pm

Cabin fever is rapidly setting in. The TV is on the fritz and now the freezer is full of bullet holes. I gotta go where its warm. So I check the internet for cheap airfare to St. Somewhere. I board a flight and sit down. 3 drinks later, the wheels of the plane leave the ground.
4 hours later, we're landing at the Lone Palm Airport. Instead of hailing a cab, I slip off my hushpuppies and walk down the beach to the hotel. This hotel rooms got a lot of stuff but I knew I could use a Bloody Mary so I stumbled next door to the "Snake Pit". It's a real dive and I swear I could look down through the floorboards and see Hell. But, I head over to the bar anyway.
The singer on stage, billed as the "Mango Man", puts down his blue guitar and shuffles over to the stool beside me. "It's Tuesday on the island," he says noticing the place is empty, "not much going on". "I'm Billy Clyde" I said and stuck out my hand. I shook the hand of the Mango Man as he greeted me at the bar. "I go by Bubba. What are you drinking?" he offered. "I'll have a ......

Okay, you're sitting in bar in the Carribean and Jimmy sits down on the stool beside you and offers to buy you a drink. What do you order ???

JustDucky · Post by **JustDucky** » January 20, 2007 10:09 pm

Mojito.

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » January 20, 2007 10:31 pm

Red Stripe

Docktails at 5 · Post by **Docktails at 5** » January 20, 2007 10:52 pm

Mt Gay and Coke

JustDucky · Post by **JustDucky** » January 20, 2007 10:56 pm

Mt Gay and COKE? Are you serious?

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » January 20, 2007 11:00 pm

rum and diet

PHAW Webmistress · Post by **PHAW Webmistress** » January 20, 2007 11:05 pm

mudslide

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » January 20, 2007 11:11 pm

a Landshark Lager

BigR-KyParrothead · Post by **BigR-KyParrothead** » January 20, 2007 11:12 pm

come on folks...the right answer has to be CORONA

PHAW Webmistress · Post by **PHAW Webmistress** » January 20, 2007 11:13 pm

BigR-KyParrothead wrote:come on folks...the right answer has to be CORONA

no it doesn't

Post by **SMLCHNG** » January 20, 2007 11:15 pm

A glass of wine.

BareFootBoy · Post by **BareFootBoy** » January 21, 2007 12:04 am

Whatever he's drinking!

Tequila Revenge · Post by **Tequila Revenge** » January 21, 2007 12:07 am

Not a latte

some sort of rum drink

JW · Post by JW » January 21, 2007 12:10 am

A rum of course.......unless it's gone that is...

why is the rum always gone???

nolestaylor · Post by **nolestaylor** » January 21, 2007 12:45 am

JACK AND COKE!!!!

johnson2113 · Post by **johnson2113** » January 21, 2007 12:57 am

Margarita.

jimsig · Post by **jimsig** » January 21, 2007 8:32 am

Captain and Ginger.

drunkpirate66 · Post by **drunkpirate66** » January 21, 2007 9:05 am

I would say "put your money away and let the tequilla fly!"

Tequila Revenge · Post by **Tequila Revenge** » January 21, 2007 9:39 am

jimsig wrote:Captain and Ginger.

Won't Gilligan and Mary Ann feel left out?

caly · Post by **caly** » January 21, 2007 11:12 am

Margarita all the way......after all, I would be thirsty because I would have just piddled a puddle