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Liar Sermon

Posted: January 26, 2007 6:29 pm
by ragtopW
A minister wound up the services one morning by saying, ''Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark''.

On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin and said, ''Now, then, all of you who have done as I requested and read the seventeenth chapter of Mark, please raise your hands.''

Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.

Then said the preacher, ''You are the people I want to talk to. There is no seventeenth chapter of Mark.''

Posted: January 26, 2007 7:23 pm
by aeroparrot
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Where's Brad?

Posted: January 26, 2007 7:24 pm
by ragtopW
aeroparrot wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Where's Brad?
PM sent.. :lol: :lol:

Posted: January 26, 2007 10:32 pm
by jonesbeach10
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: January 26, 2007 10:43 pm
by SMLCHNG
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: January 26, 2007 10:47 pm
by UAHparrothead
I'll have to remember that one... :lol:

Posted: January 27, 2007 3:47 am
by flipflopgirl
:o :o :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: January 27, 2007 7:29 am
by Conolulu
Pastor Zip needs to see it too... :lol: :lol: :lol:



PM sent... :wink:

Posted: January 27, 2007 2:36 pm
by buffett81611
Thanks for the joke...will have to use that sometime soon...

And some people think Jimmy Buffett isn't educational!

Thanks for the PM Conolulu...

Posted: January 29, 2007 11:26 am
by parrotpartygod
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: February 9, 2007 7:37 am
by unclejohn
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: April 27, 2007 3:24 am
by buffett81611
This is going in Sunday's sermon... Thanks for pointing me to it...

Peace,
Matt