Two Jewish Men

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Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.
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> Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in
> Mexico?" Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
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> When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" and
> the waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks."
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> He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican
> Jews."
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> Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?"
> The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected
> answer, "I will check again,Senor!" and went back into the kitchen. While
> the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no
> Jews in Mexico, Our people are scattered everywhere."
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> The waiter returned and said "Senor, the head cook said there is no Mexican
> Jews."
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> "Are yo u certain?" Al asked once again. "I can't believe there are no
> Mexican Jews!"
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> "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter, "All we have is
> Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Grape Jews."

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