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Post by rednekkPH »

I got this email from my sister, regarding her son. He's 7 years old.

"I've been called into Matt's principal's office this afternoon to talk about why it is inappropriate for Matt to ask a little girl to show him her boobies...."

:lol:
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rednekkPH wrote:I got this email from my sister, regarding her son. He's 7 years old.

"I've been called into Matt's principal's office this afternoon to talk about why it is inappropriate for Matt to ask a little girl to show him her boobies...."

:lol:
Sounds like Matt has been hangin' with Uncle Frank a little too much. :lol: :lol:
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Post by ph4ever »

has he been hunting with you yet?
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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Post by bravedave »

ph4ever wrote:has he been hunting with you yet?
If Frank ever asks you to go hunting, do not wear the brown Carharts with a white hankie in the back pocket.

I'm just sayin'...
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Post by sonofabeach »

Awesome!!
It's time for you to buy him his first beer!!! :lol:
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Post by rednekkPH »

sonofabeach wrote:Awesome!!
It's time for you to buy him his first beer!!! :lol:
I'd like to, but I guess i'm gonna have to be the good uncle and tell him that such things are not appropriate...until he gets to high school.
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bravedave wrote:
ph4ever wrote:has he been hunting with you yet?
If Frank ever asks you to go hunting, do not wear the brown Carharts with a white hankie in the back pocket.

I'm just sayin'...
heck I'd probably enjoy it :o :lol: :lol:
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Next birthday, buy him a gross of Mardi Gras beads. :pirate:
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Post by txaggirl91 »

all he was doing was helping her prepare for the question she is going to get for rest of her life...

i see no harm in that :lol:
I must be wishing on someone else's star....
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as long as he said PLEASE.......
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Post by ph4ever »

the sad thing is knowing school districts these days he'll probably be sent to alternate school and be labeled a sexual deviant :-?
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Post by Dezdmona »

I had a similar conversation in 1st grade (last year) after my son flipped up a little girls skirt.... :o

....although that was after she had been chasing him around the playground kissing him for days.


And yes, he's curious about boobies, too. :lol: :lol:
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Post by ragtopW »

Dezdmona wrote:

And yes, he's curious about boobies, too. :lol: :lol:
That ain't going away.. ever... :D
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Post by SMLCHNG »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for the laugh, Frank!
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Post by tikitatas »

Like uncle, like nephew! :lol:
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Ya seen two ya pretty much want to see them all.
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Post by buffettbride »

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it's just a matter of time before i run into the same thing w/ 'lil tony--if he's anything like his father. :roll: i was doing laundry the other day and he got a hold of one of my bras and came running to me saying, "here mommy! don't forget your boobs!"

:oops: :lol:

just keep your nephew away from my daughter for a 'lil while longer frankie. she still thinks boys are icky. :D
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Post by aeroparrot »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I TOLD you if you didn't want to corrupt the boy then do NOT show him this board. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Wino you know »

It's okay for him to ASK girls to show them their boobs, but when he starts coming home with their panties, you've got problems.
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