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by rednekkPH » February 9, 2007 10:25 am
I got this email from my sister, regarding her son. He's 7 years old.
"I've been called into Matt's principal's office this afternoon to talk about why it is inappropriate for Matt to ask a little girl to show him her boobies...."
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by alphabits » February 9, 2007 10:28 am
rednekkPH wrote: I got this email from my sister, regarding her son. He's 7 years old.
"I've been called into Matt's principal's office this afternoon to talk about why it is inappropriate for Matt to ask a little girl to show him her boobies...."
Sounds like Matt has been hangin' with Uncle Frank a little too much.
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by ph4ever » February 9, 2007 10:39 am
has he been hunting with you yet?
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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by bravedave » February 9, 2007 10:46 am
ph4ever wrote: has he been hunting with you yet?
If Frank ever asks you to go hunting, do
not wear the brown Carharts with a white hankie in the back pocket.
I'm just sayin'...
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by sonofabeach » February 9, 2007 10:47 am
Awesome!!
It's time for you to buy him his first beer!!!
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by rednekkPH » February 9, 2007 10:52 am
sonofabeach wrote: Awesome!!
It's time for you to buy him his first beer!!!
I'd like to, but I guess i'm gonna have to be the good uncle and tell him that such things are not appropriate...until he gets to high school.
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by ph4ever » February 9, 2007 10:55 am
bravedave wrote: ph4ever wrote: has he been hunting with you yet?
If Frank ever asks you to go hunting, do
not wear the brown Carharts with a white hankie in the back pocket.
I'm just sayin'...
heck I'd probably enjoy it
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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by SharkOnLand » February 9, 2007 11:01 am
Next birthday, buy him a gross of Mardi Gras beads.
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by txaggirl91 » February 9, 2007 11:02 am
all he was doing was helping her prepare for the question she is going to get for rest of her life...
i see no harm in that
I must be wishing on someone else's star....
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by pbans » February 9, 2007 11:54 am
as long as he said PLEASE.......
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by ph4ever » February 9, 2007 11:55 am
the sad thing is knowing school districts these days he'll probably be sent to alternate school and be labeled a sexual deviant
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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by Dezdmona » February 9, 2007 12:20 pm
I had a similar conversation in 1st grade (last year) after my son flipped up a little girls skirt....
....although that was after she had been chasing him around the playground kissing him for days.
And yes, he's curious about boobies, too.
Some people never find it, some only pretend
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by ragtopW » February 9, 2007 8:56 pm
Dezdmona wrote:
And yes, he's curious about boobies, too.
That ain't going away.. ever...
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by SMLCHNG » February 9, 2007 8:58 pm
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by tikitatas » February 10, 2007 11:41 am
Like uncle, like nephew!
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by Crazy Navy Flyer » February 10, 2007 11:46 am
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by buffettbride » February 10, 2007 12:29 pm
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by aeroparrot » February 10, 2007 12:38 pm
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.
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by Wino you know » February 10, 2007 12:39 pm
It's okay for him to ASK girls to show them their boobs, but when he starts coming home with their panties, you've got problems.
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by jackiesic » February 11, 2007 6:45 pm
SPEW!
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