Top 10 Reasons Jimmy Buffett Will Not Play Denver Anymore
Posted: March 5, 2007 1:27 am
Top 10 Reasons Jimmy Buffett Will Not Play Denver Anymore
10) Denver Concert Promoters Don’t Know Their A** From Third Base (this one’s true)
9) Can’t Tune Steel Drums At That Altitude
8 ) The Closest Beach Is 1000 Miles Away
7) Mac Can’t Handle The Lack Of Oxygen
6) Heck, Jimmy Plays A Super Small Venue in Aspen, What More Do You Want
5) It’s Only a Little “Cow-Town,” Just A Bunch of Hicks
4) Those Denver “Mosh Pits” Are Way To Rad
3) If “Those People” Want To See Jimmy They Can Go To Vegas
2) “Those People” Are Already A Mile High
and finally
1) There’s No Such Thing as a Parrothead-in-Denver
If it sounds like I’m whining, I am! Jimmy has not paid a visit to the Denver area nor have I had the opportunity to see a show since May 18th, 2004. I hear everyone across the country moaning about having to pay brokers, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH! Heck, right now I’d pay a broker $200 for a lawn ticket, and drive 2 or 300 miles for a show, but that isn’t an option. Why Jimmy neglects the Denver area is beyond me, the Denver shows draw folks from a 5 state region. And yeah, it may not be a huge amount of people, but it has always been enough to sell out every venue Jimmy has played in the Denver area for the past 20+ years.
Yes Jimmy this is a personal invitation (July would be fantastic)! Ignore the lousy promoters and please come see us poor neglected parrotheads in Denver.
aparrotheadindenver
P.S. - Thanks for letting me vent
10) Denver Concert Promoters Don’t Know Their A** From Third Base (this one’s true)
9) Can’t Tune Steel Drums At That Altitude
8 ) The Closest Beach Is 1000 Miles Away
7) Mac Can’t Handle The Lack Of Oxygen
6) Heck, Jimmy Plays A Super Small Venue in Aspen, What More Do You Want
5) It’s Only a Little “Cow-Town,” Just A Bunch of Hicks
4) Those Denver “Mosh Pits” Are Way To Rad
3) If “Those People” Want To See Jimmy They Can Go To Vegas
2) “Those People” Are Already A Mile High
and finally
1) There’s No Such Thing as a Parrothead-in-Denver
If it sounds like I’m whining, I am! Jimmy has not paid a visit to the Denver area nor have I had the opportunity to see a show since May 18th, 2004. I hear everyone across the country moaning about having to pay brokers, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH! Heck, right now I’d pay a broker $200 for a lawn ticket, and drive 2 or 300 miles for a show, but that isn’t an option. Why Jimmy neglects the Denver area is beyond me, the Denver shows draw folks from a 5 state region. And yeah, it may not be a huge amount of people, but it has always been enough to sell out every venue Jimmy has played in the Denver area for the past 20+ years.
Yes Jimmy this is a personal invitation (July would be fantastic)! Ignore the lousy promoters and please come see us poor neglected parrotheads in Denver.
aparrotheadindenver
P.S. - Thanks for letting me vent
