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Lawyer Joke

Posted: March 7, 2007 4:51 pm
by LIPH
This is a Legal Ethics Examination. You have five minutes to read the hypothetical situation and respond to the question. Include a reasoned argument to support your response.

Hypothetical: You are an attorney in a small, two-lawyer practice. A sweet little old lady comes in and requests you to prepare a simple will. You agree to do so for $100. Several days later, she returns to pick up the completed will. She pays you with a $100 bill, and leaves the office. As soon as she walks out the door, you realize that she has accidentally given you two $100 bills stuck together.

Question: do you or do you not let your partner know about this?

Posted: March 7, 2007 5:04 pm
by Sidew13
So there's no 3rd choice of "give it back to the lady"?

and WHO"s the hottie in your avatar? :pirate:

Posted: March 7, 2007 5:07 pm
by BadHabitsAcctnt
If you are going to keep the money, don't tell your partner. I believe the right thing to do is give the old lady the $100 back.

I guess I'm waiting for the punch line...........

Posted: March 7, 2007 5:38 pm
by LIPH
Sidew13 wrote:So there's no 3rd choice of "give it back to the lady"?

and WHO"s the hottie in your avatar? :pirate:
Carmen Electra. The full size picture is here.
http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewto ... c&start=80

Posted: March 7, 2007 5:39 pm
by LIPH
BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:If you are going to keep the money, don't tell your partner. I believe the right thing to do is give the old lady the $100 back.

I guess I'm waiting for the punch line...........
That is the punchline. Doesn't everybody think lawyers are dirtbags?

Posted: March 7, 2007 5:43 pm
by tikitatas
Not ALL of you.









:P

Posted: March 8, 2007 12:20 am
by vagabonded
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: March 8, 2007 2:11 pm
by moeron
Not all of us, Just most of us...Most of the Pols are lawyers. Right?

Posted: March 8, 2007 9:50 pm
by ragtopW
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: March 8, 2007 9:51 pm
by ragtopW
LIPH wrote:
Sidew13 wrote:So there's no 3rd choice of "give it back to the lady"?

and WHO"s the hottie in your avatar? :pirate:
Carmen Electra. The full size picture is here.
http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewto ... c&start=80
Larry?? She is not even the prettiest babe Dennis Rodman went out with

Re: Lawyer Joke

Posted: March 8, 2007 9:55 pm
by ToplessRideFL
LIPH wrote:This is a Legal Ethics Examination. You have five minutes to read the hypothetical situation and respond to the question. Include a reasoned argument to support your response.

Hypothetical: You are an attorney in a small, two-lawyer practice. A sweet little old lady comes in and requests you to prepare a simple will. You agree to do so for $100. Several days later, she returns to pick up the completed will. She pays you with a $100 bill, and leaves the office. As soon as she walks out the door, you realize that she has accidentally given you two $100 bills stuck together.

Question: do you or do you not let your partner know about this?
You split the money.....

and btw..I see you got home w/o freezing! :wink: