Pirate Joke

PARROT HEAD MIKE · Post by **PARROT HEAD MIKE** » March 13, 2007 10:43 pm

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, Hey, I haven't
seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.
What do you mean?" said the pirate, I feel fine.
What about the wooden leg? the bartender asks. You didn't have
that before.
Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm
fine now, says the pirate.
Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?
asked the bartender.
We were in another battle, replied the pirate. I boarded a ship
and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off and I got fitted with
a hook. I'm fine, really.
So the bartender asks, What about that eye patch?
The pirate replies, Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of sea
gulls flew over. I looked up and one of them sh!t in my eye.
You're kidding, said the bartender, you couldn't lose an eye just
from bird sh!t.
The pirate responds, It was my first day with the hook.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » March 14, 2007 7:45 pm

Let me guess.. His name is Lucky

Blondn6ft · Post by **Blondn6ft** » March 16, 2007 9:42 am

DOH !!

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » March 16, 2007 9:43 am

Y'argh

myke212 · Post by **myke212** » March 16, 2007 9:51 am

AYE!! Matey...(or lack there of..)

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » March 16, 2007 12:14 pm