Read this if you are having a bad day....

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » March 15, 2007 2:58 pm

....and I am practically certain you will feel better. This is the transcript from an IM exchange with hubby, just moments ago. Keep in mind that hubby has had a very long week, recovering from the flu and dealing with a doozie of a coworker.

It's bathroom humor, so men will find it especially funny. Even if you don't think poop is as funny as I do, you might even still enjoy this thread. So, here goes...

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Hubby says:
HELLO

BB says:
hi

Hubby says:
LMOA OMG can anyone see this

BB says:
no

Hubby says:
k so i am in the restroom, taking care of business

Hubby says:
making a large deposit

BB says:
yes dear, i get it

Hubby says:
and some dude walks in does his liquid withdrawl, and starts washing his hands

Hubby says:
and i dont think he knew someone else was in there

Hubby says:
so whoever this was goes.

Hubby says:
"You are a handsome man!"

Hubby says:
and i laughed out loud

Hubby says:
the poor sob ran out of the bathroom like greased lightning

BB says:
OMFG.

BB says:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hubby says:
i almost fell off the tiolet is was so funny

BB says:
oh god. i woulda too.

Hubby says:
wow that made my day

Hubby says:
i dont think anyone could ruin the smile i have

BB says:
how could anything else matter after getting to experience that.

Hubby says:
haaaaa. i know.

BB says:
can i share it with the parrothead population?

Hubby says:
please do

johnson2113 · Post by **johnson2113** » March 15, 2007 3:10 pm

I just read this to everyone at the table, they are laughing their asses off.

Thanks

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » March 15, 2007 3:13 pm

johnson2113 wrote: I just read this to everyone at the table, they are laughing their asses off.

Thanks

You bet.

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » March 15, 2007 3:15 pm

tell you hubby thanks for laughing me

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » March 15, 2007 3:18 pm

Damn. I gotta stop talking to myself.

El mojito · Post by **El mojito** » March 15, 2007 3:21 pm

AAAAAAAAa!

BadHabitsAcctnt · Post by **BadHabitsAcctnt** » March 15, 2007 3:28 pm

Are you sure the coworker wasn't talking to Mr. BB?

pbans · Post by **pbans** » March 15, 2007 3:31 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....

not that there's anything wrong with a little positive self-talk.....
I totally thought of the "Friends" episode with Bruce Willis when Ross was under the bed.....
"I, too, am a NEAT guy.....:

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » March 15, 2007 3:31 pm

BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:Are you sure the coworker wasn't talking to Mr. BB?

Nahh. They work in completely different offices.

freaky4tiki · Post by **freaky4tiki** » March 15, 2007 3:33 pm

LMAO that was funny!

Dally · Post by **Dally** » March 15, 2007 3:36 pm

creeky · Post by **creeky** » March 15, 2007 3:40 pm

CUparrot · Post by **CUparrot** » March 15, 2007 3:41 pm

jackiesic · Post by **jackiesic** » March 15, 2007 4:02 pm

Dying here!
Thanks for the chuckles!

sunseeker · Post by **sunseeker** » March 15, 2007 4:22 pm

Thanks Mal...I needed that!

Burny Charles · Post by **Burny Charles** » March 15, 2007 4:29 pm

Funny, but I'm a little confused. Your husband was making a deposit, but the other guy was making a liquid withdrawal? Sounds like talking to himself might not be his only problem.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » March 15, 2007 4:31 pm

Burny Charles wrote:Funny, but I'm a little confused. Your husband was making a deposit, but the other guy was making a liquid withdrawal? Sounds like talking to himself might not be his only problem.

it was hubby's attempt at being witty and clever. cut him some slack.

Burny Charles · Post by **Burny Charles** » March 15, 2007 4:34 pm

buffettbride wrote:
Burny Charles wrote:Funny, but I'm a little confused. Your husband was making a deposit, but the other guy was making a liquid withdrawal? Sounds like talking to himself might not be his only problem.
it was hubby's attempt at being witty and clever. cut him some slack.

When I read it the first time, I missed the part that he was washing his hands when he said it, so I thought he was talking to something else.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » March 15, 2007 4:37 pm

Burny Charles wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
Burny Charles wrote:Funny, but I'm a little confused. Your husband was making a deposit, but the other guy was making a liquid withdrawal? Sounds like talking to himself might not be his only problem.
it was hubby's attempt at being witty and clever. cut him some slack.
When I read it the first time, I missed the part that he was washing his hands when he said it, so I thought he was talking to something else.

OHHHH. Ok.

flyboy55 · Post by **flyboy55** » March 15, 2007 5:39 pm

Reminds me of one time when I was similarly indisposed and had to listen to some guy at the urinal, who obviously thought he was alone, giving his "pal" more than the standard two second jiggle.

After about a minute I coughed and he quickly finished and left.

I blame television (and Bush).