West By God Virginia

[rednekkPH]

A guy from WVA passed away and left his entire estate
to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it till
she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in anWVA hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in
my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age in WVA to 32? It seems they want to keep
alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in WVA?
Documentaries.
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A WVA State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and
says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"and the driver
replies " 'Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million WVA State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new law was recently passed in WVA. When a couple
gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in WVA and orders a Yuengling.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't
from 'round here, are ya? "No," replies the man, "I'm
from Pennsylvania." The bartender looks at him and
says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?" "I'm a
taxidermist," said the man. The bartender, looking
very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a
tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says, "I mount animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole
bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

[bravedave]

Didja know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

















Otherwise they'd call it a teethbrush...

[ragtopW]

Didja know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

















Otherwise they'd call it a teethbrush...

I almost called you on that till I scrolled down

[z-man]

Didja know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

















Otherwise they'd call it a teethbrush...

I almost called you on that till I scrolled down

and here's the electric version!

[aeroparrot]

Didja know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

















Otherwise they'd call it a teethbrush...

I heard the same thing about the toothbrush being invented in Maine.

[unclejohn]

[moeron]

Okay "uncledaddy"