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unclejohn
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New CEO

Post by unclejohn »

A large company that had been having problems decided it was time to shake things up. They hired a new CEO who had a reputation for being very strict. As the new CEO was touring the company, he noticed a young man standing in a room, leaning against the wall and just talking. The CEO decided to make an example of this man, and ran over to him and in a very loud voice asked, "how much money do you make per week?" The man replied "$300 per week sir." The CEO reached into his pocket and pulled out $1200 and said "here is 4 weeks pay, get out of here, and I dont want to ever see you around here again." As the man walked away, the CEO asked the other employees who had been watching "what did that man do around here anyway?" A voice from the back of the room said "he delivered pizzas for Dominos".
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Post by moeron »

I'm using that joke.
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Post by ragtopW »

:D :D :D :D :D
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