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TommyBahama wrote:http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie. ... 009&id=635

alaura1974 wrote:Nice.......... with the help of a few friends I will have a big deck by next week!!!

alaura1974 wrote:

dnw wrote:

You all can come over and sit on it if you would like!!!!! I am sure that my husband wont mind~~

parrothead3282 wrote:I don't have a deck just a small patch of grass.

Joetown Parrothead wrote:

alaura1974 wrote:

Joetown Parrothead wrote:

alaura1974 wrote:

Joetown Parrothead wrote:Had over 50 people on my deck last weekend!

I hope you gave it a good scrubbing after everyone got off..................

Used the Power Washer on it, took a while but got all the mess cleaned off!

good thing.... that could have caused permanant damage.

Thinking of putting indoor/outdoor carpet on it!

alaura1974 wrote:

PackPhanGirl wrote:sigh....I've always wanted a deck in the back!!


I cannot believe I just typed that!!!

OMG~~~ LMAO!!! Thankfully I dont have someone at my desk right now, I would have spit my drink all over them........ LOL~~~~

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

alaura1974 wrote:mine is gonna be the good old fashioned wood kind

Hopefully a nice hardwood. It can take a beating...

PerfectPartner wrote:

Joetown Parrothead wrote:

alaura1974 wrote:

Joetown Parrothead wrote:

alaura1974 wrote:

Joetown Parrothead wrote:Had over 50 people on my deck last weekend!

I hope you gave it a good scrubbing after everyone got off..................

Used the Power Washer on it, took a while but got all the mess cleaned off!

good thing.... that could have caused permanant damage.

Thinking of putting indoor/outdoor carpet on it!

Watch out for rug burns!!!!!

alaura1974 wrote:

chippewa wrote:

Tarheel Tail-Gator wrote:I sell the stuff to make big decks. And you can get your deck in your choice of color

I've heard that the dark ones are longer, but most prefer a wider deck over a longer deck anyway.

mine is gonna be long AND wide. Havent decided on the light or dark thing yet though....

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

alaura1974 wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

alaura1974 wrote:right now I only have a half a deck.




getting a deck has been a slow process, but it will be worth it when I have a huge one!!

How long until your huge deck is fully erect(ed)?

Hopefully in about a week! I wish sooner though, I am dying to have some people on it. (the more the merrier!!)

One should always celebrate having a fully erect deck! We'll all be looking for our invitations!

alaura1974 wrote:

Dutch Harbor PH wrote:

Tequila Revenge wrote:

alaura1974 wrote:there will be celebrations of the fully erect deck, and you will be invited!!
I am stocking up on booze now!!

If the party on the fully erect deck lasts longer than 4 hours, will you be calling a doctor?

Are you kidding!?!?!?!? I'm calling my friends......

Naaaaa, no need to call the doctor. Although my neighbors might get upset if we are too loud! Guess we will have to take preventative measures and have the neighbors on the deck too.

alaura1974 wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Ya know what goes good with a big, firm deck? A couple of nice gazebos.

just have to make sure that the wood is strong enough to handle the gazebos!

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

alaura1974 wrote:

alphabits wrote:I've noticed that when it gets wet, my deck is really slippery.

uh oh, better be careful that no one falls and hurts their hiney on your big deck!

And that will hurt to take one right between the gazebos!!!!!

To steal my favorite saying from cticat...

"Oh my heavenly cow chip!"

Waaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa!

alaura1974 wrote:

Gulfbreeze wrote:

Is he talking on a banana????? !!!!

alphabits wrote:

TommyBahama wrote:

Gulfbreeze wrote:John Frinzi played on my deck a few weeks ago

and a wedding!!!

gives a whole new meaning to "here comes the bride"

alaura1974 wrote:

TommyBahama wrote:

alaura1974 wrote:

TommyBahama wrote:http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie. ... 009&id=635

you know, women like a big deck also!!!

so i've heard....makes it tough for us guys with small to medium size decks!!

I am sure that there are women out there that prefer a small to medium deck. It is less work that way..... less stripping and staining to do

....heck, I have even heard of women who like NO deck at all. They are perfectly content with either a small patch of grass, or bushes

ScarletB wrote:Well, I suppose it had to happen sooner or later.
Flocks butt met it's match in the form of some cute keets this weekend in Raleigh. We'll all remember how it gave it's all right up until the "end"(so to speak) I'm just glad I got to see it once before it's demise.

I know there won't be any formal tribute since it has now been disbursed to the far reaches of the Walnut Creek lot but each of us can mark it in our own way.

Do we need to start a fund for a new one????

Sail on brave butt....

Marnin Grita Guy wrote:Sail on Flock's butt.

I barely knew you but was offered a piece of you, which I just could

not take. Till the moon shines again my friend.

Jodibug wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:OMG...I always wanted a piece of Flock's a$$, now I'll never get it.

We could have had a bidding war . . . I would have paid for that

chippewa wrote:Flock's Butt, we'll always have Cincinnati.....

RinglingRingling wrote:

ScarletB wrote:Well, I suppose it had to happen sooner or later.
Phlocks butt met it's match in the form of some cute keets this weekend in Raleigh. We'll all remember how it gave it's all right up until the "end"(so to speak) I'm just glad I got to see it once before it's demise.

I know there won't be any formal tribute since it has now been disbursed to the far reaches of the Walnut Creek lot but each of us can mark it in our own way.

Do we need to start a fund for a new one????

Sail on brave butt....

a little song, a little dance..
a little plastic butt protruding from your pants..

flipflopgirl wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

Mrs. TTG wrote:

MacPhin wrote:Flock's a$$ was a bit creased and flattened. it really needed a lift. two keets gave it a little pinch and it fell to pieces. i guess the Raleigh tailgate was a bit too much for ole POA!!!

Perhaps it just couldn't take the heat!!

Spontaneass combustion?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one Kat!!!!

chippewa wrote:

txaggirl91 wrote:

Big Phan wrote:

txaggirl91 wrote:from what i understand.... that was virgin a$$ - being it's first time at a show....

doesn't that mean it's worth more?

So it wasn't the s$$ we signed in Cincinnati last year??

nope..... brand spankin new

Couldn't remember if I had that picture, or if the image was just burned into my retina. I had the picture.

txaggirl91 wrote:OMG i didn't realize you captured that moment.....

Earlier in the day, I had to cut his shorts so you could see the a$$

SMLCHNG wrote:Photographic evidence sent to me from NEO..

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

txaggirl91 wrote:

Big Phan wrote:

txaggirl91 wrote:from what i understand.... that was virgin a$$ - being it's first time at a show....

doesn't that mean it's worth more?

So it wasn't the s$$ we signed in Cincinnati last year??

nope..... brand spankin new

Nuthin like a new piece of a$$...

citcat wrote:I guess they just ain't makin' asses like they used to !!

Sail on, brand spankin' new Flock's ass.
Now he must get a new one. That is his new assignment for the Cinci concert.

Barefoot Gypsy wrote:

irishcajunphan wrote:I wrote this last night and thought this would be a good place to stick it!

Ten Things in Life I’ve Learned From Jimmy Buffett Songs

We all learn certain lessons in life. Some of them come from our family, friends, or our teachers in school. Others come from musical artists. Over the years, I have become a huge “parrothead,” a fan of Jimmy Buffett’s music for those who don’t know. It is total escapism. Jimmy Buffett sings about the things most people dream about but never attain.
Escaping to the mythical Margaritaville sipping boat drinks with the belief that it is five o’clock somewhere, helps me get through even the most trying day. That’s why ten of the most important things in my life have been learned from the lyrics of a Jimmy Buffett song.

10. Billy Clyde wasn't insane! In fact, he sold everything and moved to the islands to live his dream.

9. Tonight I just need my guitar. Sometimes, it is the simple things that get us through the tough times.

8. Someday I will. Everyone can reach their dreams.

7. Breathe in, Breathe out, Move on. No matter how bad the situation is, I can get through it.

6. Life is just a tire swing. Keeping that child-like mindset keeps us young.

5. Come Monday, it'll be alright. Looking forward to a better day helps me get through the tough ones.

4. Incommunicado. Sometimes, it is best to just disappear and rest without the phone, television, or internet.

3. If we couldn't laugh, we'd all go insane. Laughter is the best medicine.

2. Yes I am a pirate, 200 years too late. There are those of us who might have been more suited to a different frame of time.

1. Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way. Regardless of what happens, look back on everything as part of what makes you who you are and cherish the memories whether good or bad.
Not everyone appreciates or understands the musing of a sixty-something beach bum, but I believe there is a lot that can be learned by listening to these lyrics. After all, he has made a very successful career doing what he loves and helping those of us toiling away at our jobs find an escape. Grab a margarita and a cheeseburger, sit back, and listen. It creates a sense of peace only found in that One Particular Harbor.

Ohhh, I LOVE this!!!

docandjeanie wrote:

Barefoot Gypsy wrote:

irishcajunphan wrote:I wrote this last night and thought this would be a good place to stick it!

Ten Things in Life I’ve Learned From Jimmy Buffett Songs

We all learn certain lessons in life. Some of them come from our family, friends, or our teachers in school. Others come from musical artists. Over the years, I have become a huge “parrothead,” a fan of Jimmy Buffett’s music for those who don’t know. It is total escapism. Jimmy Buffett sings about the things most people dream about but never attain.
Escaping to the mythical Margaritaville sipping boat drinks with the belief that it is five o’clock somewhere, helps me get through even the most trying day. That’s why ten of the most important things in my life have been learned from the lyrics of a Jimmy Buffett song.

10. Billy Clyde wasn't insane! In fact, he sold everything and moved to the islands to live his dream.

9. Tonight I just need my guitar. Sometimes, it is the simple things that get us through the tough times.

8. Someday I will. Everyone can reach their dreams.

7. Breathe in, Breathe out, Move on. No matter how bad the situation is, I can get through it.

6. Life is just a tire swing. Keeping that child-like mindset keeps us young.

5. Come Monday, it'll be alright. Looking forward to a better day helps me get through the tough ones.

4. Incommunicado. Sometimes, it is best to just disappear and rest without the phone, television, or internet.

3. If we couldn't laugh, we'd all go insane. Laughter is the best medicine.

2. Yes I am a pirate, 200 years too late. There are those of us who might have been more suited to a different frame of time.

1. Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way. Regardless of what happens, look back on everything as part of what makes you who you are and cherish the memories whether good or bad.
Not everyone appreciates or understands the musing of a sixty-something beach bum, but I believe there is a lot that can be learned by listening to these lyrics. After all, he has made a very successful career doing what he loves and helping those of us toiling away at our jobs find an escape. Grab a margarita and a cheeseburger, sit back, and listen. It creates a sense of peace only found in that One Particular Harbor.

Ohhh, I LOVE this!!!

Oh yes, me too, absolutely!!!!!!!!!!!!!

irishcajunphan wrote:

docandjeanie wrote:

Barefoot Gypsy wrote:

irishcajunphan wrote:I wrote this last night and thought this would be a good place to stick it!

Ten Things in Life I’ve Learned From Jimmy Buffett Songs

We all learn certain lessons in life. Some of them come from our family, friends, or our teachers in school. Others come from musical artists. Over the years, I have become a huge “parrothead,” a fan of Jimmy Buffett’s music for those who don’t know. It is total escapism. Jimmy Buffett sings about the things most people dream about but never attain.
Escaping to the mythical Margaritaville sipping boat drinks with the belief that it is five o’clock somewhere, helps me get through even the most trying day. That’s why ten of the most important things in my life have been learned from the lyrics of a Jimmy Buffett song.

10. Billy Clyde wasn't insane! In fact, he sold everything and moved to the islands to live his dream.

9. Tonight I just need my guitar. Sometimes, it is the simple things that get us through the tough times.

8. Someday I will. Everyone can reach their dreams.

7. Breathe in, Breathe out, Move on. No matter how bad the situation is, I can get through it.

6. Life is just a tire swing. Keeping that child-like mindset keeps us young.

5. Come Monday, it'll be alright. Looking forward to a better day helps me get through the tough ones.

4. Incommunicado. Sometimes, it is best to just disappear and rest without the phone, television, or internet.

3. If we couldn't laugh, we'd all go insane. Laughter is the best medicine.

2. Yes I am a pirate, 200 years too late. There are those of us who might have been more suited to a different frame of time.

1. Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way. Regardless of what happens, look back on everything as part of what makes you who you are and cherish the memories whether good or bad.
Not everyone appreciates or understands the musing of a sixty-something beach bum, but I believe there is a lot that can be learned by listening to these lyrics. After all, he has made a very successful career doing what he loves and helping those of us toiling away at our jobs find an escape. Grab a margarita and a cheeseburger, sit back, and listen. It creates a sense of peace only found in that One Particular Harbor.

Ohhh, I LOVE this!!!

Oh yes, me too, absolutely!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKS Y'ALL!!!

Tequila Revenge wrote:Sail on Flock's butt....

http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=69475

ScarletB wrote:Well, I suppose it had to happen sooner or later.
Flocks butt met it's match in the form of some cute keets this weekend in Raleigh. We'll all remember how it gave it's all right up until the "end"(so to speak) I'm just glad I got to see it once before it's demise.

I know there won't be any formal tribute since it has now been disbursed to the far reaches of the Walnut Creek lot but each of us can mark it in our own way.

Do we need to start a fund for a new one????

Sail on brave butt....

Marnin Grita Guy wrote:Sail on Flock's butt.

I barely knew you but was offered a piece of you, which I just could

not take. Till the moon shines again my friend.

Jodibug wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:OMG...I always wanted a piece of Flock's a$$, now I'll never get it.

We could have had a bidding war . . . I would have paid for that

chippewa wrote:Flock's Butt, we'll always have Cincinnati.....

RinglingRingling wrote:

ScarletB wrote:Well, I suppose it had to happen sooner or later.
Phlocks butt met it's match in the form of some cute keets this weekend in Raleigh. We'll all remember how it gave it's all right up until the "end"(so to speak) I'm just glad I got to see it once before it's demise.

I know there won't be any formal tribute since it has now been disbursed to the far reaches of the Walnut Creek lot but each of us can mark it in our own way.

Do we need to start a fund for a new one????

Sail on brave butt....

a little song, a little dance..
a little plastic butt protruding from your pants..

flipflopgirl wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

Mrs. TTG wrote:

MacPhin wrote:Flock's a$$ was a bit creased and flattened. it really needed a lift. two keets gave it a little pinch and it fell to pieces. i guess the Raleigh tailgate was a bit too much for ole POA!!!

Perhaps it just couldn't take the heat!!

Spontaneass combustion?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one Kat!!!!

chippewa wrote:

txaggirl91 wrote:

Big Phan wrote:

txaggirl91 wrote:from what i understand.... that was virgin a$$ - being it's first time at a show....

doesn't that mean it's worth more?

So it wasn't the s$$ we signed in Cincinnati last year??

nope..... brand spankin new

Couldn't remember if I had that picture, or if the image was just burned into my retina. I had the picture.

txaggirl91 wrote:OMG i didn't realize you captured that moment.....

Earlier in the day, I had to cut his shorts so you could see the a$$

SMLCHNG wrote:Photographic evidence sent to me from NEO..

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

txaggirl91 wrote:

Big Phan wrote:

txaggirl91 wrote:from what i understand.... that was virgin a$$ - being it's first time at a show....

doesn't that mean it's worth more?

So it wasn't the s$$ we signed in Cincinnati last year??

nope..... brand spankin new

Nuthin like a new piece of a$$...

citcat wrote:I guess they just ain't makin' asses like they used to !!

Sail on, brand spankin' new Flock's ass.
Now he must get a new one. That is his new assignment for the Cinci concert.

flipflopgirl wrote: I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

docandjeanie wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote: I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

me too Christine LOVE YOU, TOO!!!!!! btw

docandjeanie wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote: I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

me too Christine LOVE YOU, TOO!!!!!! btw

alaura1974 wrote:

docandjeanie wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote: I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

me too Christine LOVE YOU, TOO!!!!!! btw

Hey Jeanie....... did you ever get ticket for Pittsburgh tuesday????
I made the best jello shots!!!!!

alaura1974 wrote:hey, wait........ I have a question..........

how did Phlock's a$$ meet its demise????

shart????

and how come there are no pictures of that??? just some ass flaps laying on the ground??? seems like a lot of wasted cheek........

flipflopgirl wrote:

alaura1974 wrote:

docandjeanie wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote: I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

me too Christine LOVE YOU, TOO!!!!!! btw

Hey Jeanie....... did you ever get ticket for Pittsburgh tuesday????
I made the best jello shots!!!!!

Laura can ya send some to Jersey please?!?!

alaura1974 wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote:

alaura1974 wrote:

docandjeanie wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote: I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

me too Christine LOVE YOU, TOO!!!!!! btw

Hey Jeanie....... did you ever get ticket for Pittsburgh tuesday????
I made the best jello shots!!!!!

Laura can ya send some to Jersey please?!?!

sure!! I have never made them before yeterday and they actually turned out really good!!

alaura1974 wrote:Mixed berry mostly..... I used half vanilla rum, and half of that Pucker stuff..... mixed berry. They are really good!!

When I ran out of vanilla rum, I used some Bacardi O.

I made about 175 of them!!!!

I plan on doing a lot of sharing at the concert!!!

docandjeanie wrote:

Barefoot Gypsy wrote:

irishcajunphan wrote:I wrote this last night and thought this would be a good place to stick it!

Ten Things in Life I’ve Learned From Jimmy Buffett Songs

We all learn certain lessons in life. Some of them come from our family, friends, or our teachers in school. Others come from musical artists. Over the years, I have become a huge “parrothead,” a fan of Jimmy Buffett’s music for those who don’t know. It is total escapism. Jimmy Buffett sings about the things most people dream about but never attain.
Escaping to the mythical Margaritaville sipping boat drinks with the belief that it is five o’clock somewhere, helps me get through even the most trying day. That’s why ten of the most important things in my life have been learned from the lyrics of a Jimmy Buffett song.

10. Billy Clyde wasn't insane! In fact, he sold everything and moved to the islands to live his dream.

9. Tonight I just need my guitar. Sometimes, it is the simple things that get us through the tough times.

8. Someday I will. Everyone can reach their dreams.

7. Breathe in, Breathe out, Move on. No matter how bad the situation is, I can get through it.

6. Life is just a tire swing. Keeping that child-like mindset keeps us young.

5. Come Monday, it'll be alright. Looking forward to a better day helps me get through the tough ones.

4. Incommunicado. Sometimes, it is best to just disappear and rest without the phone, television, or internet.

3. If we couldn't laugh, we'd all go insane. Laughter is the best medicine.

2. Yes I am a pirate, 200 years too late. There are those of us who might have been more suited to a different frame of time.

1. Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way. Regardless of what happens, look back on everything as part of what makes you who you are and cherish the memories whether good or bad.
Not everyone appreciates or understands the musing of a sixty-something beach bum, but I believe there is a lot that can be learned by listening to these lyrics. After all, he has made a very successful career doing what he loves and helping those of us toiling away at our jobs find an escape. Grab a margarita and a cheeseburger, sit back, and listen. It creates a sense of peace only found in that One Particular Harbor.

Ohhh, I LOVE this!!!

Oh yes, me too, absolutely!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alaura1974 wrote:

docandjeanie wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote: I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

me too Christine LOVE YOU, TOO!!!!!! btw

Hey Jeanie....... did you ever get ticket for Pittsburgh tuesday????
I made the best jello shots!!!!!