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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch, or you'll have to pee.

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs and/or Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

NO DOUBT!!!

Law of the Interstate Highway
You'll always be directly behind a driver whose car will go no faster than 25 m.p.h., and directly in front of a driver whose car will go no slower than 80 m.p.h.

Food Law
No Fat + No Calories = No Taste

Beer Law
Beer is good

Amen Baby!!!!

Wino you know wrote:Law of the Interstate Highway
You'll always be directly behind a driver whose car will go no faster than 25 m.p.h., and directly in front of a driver whose car will go no slower than 80 m.p.

Did you ever notice that the driver that's going slower than you is an idiot, the one driving faster is a maniac.

Law of the Seatbelt Sign:

When you turn the seatbelt sign ON, the turbulence ends.

When you turn the seatbelt sign OFF, the turbulence begins.

Amplified Law of the Seatbelt Sign:

Both outcomes of the regular Law of the Seatbelt Sign are amplified if you are foolish enough to make a PA to reinforce the seatbelt sign action.

Maintenance Engineers' Law of Time Dilation:

If an airplane mechanic tells you it will take 1 hour to change the Weisenhiemer Navigation Module, you need to apply the Time Dilation Law to come up with an accurate estimate of 12 hours.

The Odd Numbered Flight Attendant Law:

If the flight is crewed by an Odd Number of Flight Attendants, someone is always going to feel slighted, shunned, insulted, paranoid, etc.

The Odd Numbered Pilot Law:

We always travel in two's so there is no such law. We are just ODD.

O'Tools comentary on Murphys Law

Murphy was an optomist.

So funny and so true!

ticketmaster law
You are going to get screwed

Tropic_Al wrote:

Wino you know wrote:Law of the Interstate Highway
You'll always be directly behind a driver whose car will go no faster than 25 m.p.h., and directly in front of a driver whose car will go no slower than 80 m.p.

Did you ever notice that the driver that's going slower than you is an idiot, the one driving faster is a maniac.

well...theyare

They are either..

Taken or

Too young..

Law of Golf Hazards
The more expensive the golf ball, the more attracted it is to water hazards and impenatrable woods.