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Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:

Posted: April 15, 2007 12:38 am
by ragtopW
The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by
night.

The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterward, Moses
went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments.

The Fifth Commandment is humor thy mother and father. The
Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. Moses
died before he ever reached the UK.

Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son
to stand still, and he obeyed him.

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.

King David fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who
lived in the Biblical times.

Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

The Jews were a proud people and, throughout history, they had
trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.

Posted: April 15, 2007 1:59 am
by pinacolada lover
:lol: :lol: cute!

Posted: April 19, 2007 7:21 am
by unclejohn
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: April 19, 2007 6:53 pm
by TropicalTroubador

Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.
This, I believe, may have been inspired by an Allan Sherman line:

"Joshua took a bottle of Geritol/
And he knocked a hole in the wall"

Posted: April 19, 2007 6:54 pm
by ladyparrothead
:lol: :lol: :lol: