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Well, this morning I got pranked probably worse than I or anyone I know ever has.

Two weeks ago, my friend had this lady friend over our house who he has liked for some time. They were up in his room with the door closed. So my friend and I thought it would be good to barge in on him while he was with this girl and empty an entire fire extinguisher over them and the rest of his room. So we did. 5 hours of cleaning, $120 in dry cleaning bills, and one p*** off girl later, my friend promiced to get me back worse than I could imagine.

Well, this morning I woke up to my car and trunk filled with 400 pounds of cow poop and 100 crickets hopping around. An entire morning of cleaning and $100 in car detailing later, I have been gotten back at.

So I started this thread with that in mind to see if anyone else had good stories of being pranked or pranking others.......



p.s. I will add some pictures of the event later today...

parrothead338 wrote:Well, this morning I got pranked probably worse than I or anyone I know ever has.

Two weeks ago, my friend had this lady friend over our house who he has liked for some time. They were up in his room with the door closed. So my friend and I thought it would be good to barge in on him while he was with this girl and empty an entire fire extinguisher over them and the rest of his room. So we did. 5 hours of cleaning, $120 in dry cleaning bills, and one p*** off girl later, my friend promiced to get me back worse than I could imagine.

Well, this morning I woke up to my car and trunk filled with 400 pounds of cow poop and 100 crickets hopping around. An entire morning of cleaning and $100 in car detailing later, I have been gotten back at.

So I started this thread with that in mind to see if anyone else had good stories of being pranked or pranking others.......



p.s. I will add some pictures of the event later today...

Please tell me you have pictures?

you have some pretty sick friends...yourself included!
with friends like that...who needs enemies???

If I was gettin' busy and somebody came into the room squirting a fire extinguisher, forget about getting him back. I would've kicked his ass up and down the block until he screamed like a little b****.

LIPH wrote:If I was gettin' busy and somebody came into the room squirting a fire extinguisher, forget about getting him back. I would've kicked his up and down the block until he screamed like a little b****.

He came down stairs and threw the kitchen table at me...

It's days like these when I truly appreciate living alone.

parrothead338 wrote:

LIPH wrote:If I was gettin' busy and somebody came into the room squirting a fire extinguisher, forget about getting him back. I would've kicked his up and down the block until he screamed like a little b****.

He came down stairs and threw the kitchen table at me...

that's it????? you're lucky


A person played a prank on me once - payback was a ........you know.

No one pranked me again. I get good revenge!!!

A few years ago my friend found several rolls of commercial grade shrink wrap that had been left behind by some vendors. I am not the kind of person to let a windfall like this slip away unused. Shortly thereafter another friend had a party at his house near the University, which lasted into the following morning, though it was a school day for him. After all the other guests had left, and the host had gone to catch a few Zs before class, we wrapped his car in several layers of shrink wrap.* Top to bottom, front to back, and side to side. There was not one bit of car exposed. Temperatures dropped to the low twenties overnight, and the shrink wrap froze in place. His only ice scraper was inside his car, which he finally accessed by cutting through the plastic wrap with the edge of a credit card. He was late for class, needless to say.

*Feeling that this was insufficient, we also gathered all the "For Sale" signs that we could find, and planted them in his yard.

I tremble in fear of what the eventual retribution might be.

LIPH wrote:If I was gettin' busy and somebody came into the room squirting a fire extinguisher, forget about getting him back. I would've kicked his ass up and down the block until he screamed like a little b****.

nope.. that requires too much energy..


I have a loaded pistol under a pillow..
a jury of my peers = 12 single guys..

I skate..

Years back, My mom and her friend played a Aprils Fools Day prank on her friends mom. We had a friend who worked for the electric company, so we had him get some official letterhead. Sent a letter stating something bout on April 1st you have to unplug everything on the North and East sides of the house.

Well she fell for it.


Also my Mom and same friend did teach me how to throw water bombs (brown lunch bags) full of water off the 17th floor of a Lake Shore Drive condo in Chicago.


Though one of my most favorite pranks to pull is, say a friend goes out of town for a day or two or goes on vacation. Go to a hardware store and get some of the for sale by owner signs. Go ahead and put their number on it, and hopefully when they return, they will have a few calls about people wanting to buy their house.

My uncle was driving to work and it started to rain. He turned on his windshield wipers and his best friend covered them with vasoline. He could not see the road and almost lost control. To get back at his friend, he waited until his friend when on vacation and through a dead skunk in his truck. It baked for three days in the Iowa heat before he got home. They no longer speak!

Many years ago when I worked on second shift, I worked with a mechanic who had a very pregnant wife. One of the other mechanics thougth it would be funny to place a rubber snake in his lunch box. Now back then when we left the plant you had to open your lunch box so the guard at the gate would know you weren't stealing an airplane or some pencils or such.

Mechanic B thought the guard would freak and everything would be funny as hell.

Well the guard wasn't paying attention this particular day and mechanic A just opened the box and closed it without looking.

The next morning his wife opened the box to clean it out and damn near had the baby right there. Mechanic A thought sure it had to be me so when he got to work and opened our shop door he threw the snake at me. I had my back to the door so all I know is I got slammed in the head with a heavy rubber snake. It took us a while to figure everything out and when I did I went to Mechanic B and told him that I owed him big time for the snake to the head and I would get him. I told him "You won't know where and you won't know when but I will get you"

He spent the next 5 years looking over his shoulder whenever I was around. Which was way better then actually trying to get him.

One of the guys I work with drives a 2005 Chevy Avalance.
His wife drives a 2002 green Saturn.

About a year ago she'd driven out of town to the wedding of a neice.
He was at work, I and a couple of the other guys had the day off from work. The three of us had gone to an auto/junk/salvage yard to get some parts for a riding lawn mower that one of them owned, and afterwards, the three of us planned on going to a bar, shooting some pool, a few beers, etc.

At the junkyard, we saw a wrecked & demolished green Saturn that looked EXACTLY like that of our co-worker's wife.

The three of us put our heads together while we were still sober, and each gave the owner of the junk yard $50.00 apiece to let us "borrow" the wrecked Saturn for the day. We told him what our plan was.
We gave him another $30.00 to let us borrow his wrecker for a few minutes.
We then hooked up the demolished Saturn to the wrecker, took it to the home of our co-worker while he was still at work, and left it in front of his house, took the wrecker back to the junk yard, and the three of us got the hell out of town for a few days.
I wanted to hide in the bushes and wait for him to come home, but I was out voted by the other two.